How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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How do you refer to a necessary bear?

Pandatory. Stupid, I know.

How does one know if balls are ticklish?

Test-Tickle.

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How could you know that?

Darth: I have felt your presents

Who delivers presents to the hood?

Crip Cringle.

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What was Santa's christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

new gloves for the cold days

What do you get when you cross Christmas and a Duck?

A Christmas-Quacker!

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Which dessert did Darth Vader order in the Mexican restaurant?

Helado oscuro!

What did Darth Vader say to Luke on his birthday?

I know what you're going to get, I felt your presents

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What did one cheese say to the other?

I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate!

Why did the Limestone feel unappreciated?

Because he thought people were taking him for granite.

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Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic?

because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.

What is the inner temperature of a Tauntaun?

Luke warm.