What did Luke get for pulling Darth Vader's face mask off?

A 15 yard penalty.

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What's Darth Vader's least favorite temperature?

Luke warm. im sorry

What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing."

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Why did the Soviets pull their missiles out?

Because they feared a premature ejectulation

What is the meanest practical joke one can pull on a blind person?

Leaving a plunger in the toilet.

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What's worse than watching your brother do a double barrel roll over 15 cars on a motorbike?

Having to watch him do a half barrel roll over 8 of them. R.I.P. Bobby. Never forget.

How many redditors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but an extra 15 to repost.

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Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.

Why do we need to be learned English?

Hmm.. Couldn't have worded that better myself, Luke"