What did Luke get for pulling Darth Vader's face mask off?

A 15 yard penalty.

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Why was Darth Vader so upset?

He was looking for the Rebels in Aldeerwrong places...

Why didn't Darth Vader make it as a stand up comic?

Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.

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How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord?

The leash goes slack...

What's the difference between sin and shame?

It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out."

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What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?

A: A dope ring.

What's the difference between a Maine girl and a moose?

15 lbs and a flannel shirt.

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Who wants to hear a Star Wars Spoiler?

Darth Vader is Luke's dad.

What's Darth Vader's least favorite temperature?

Luke warm. im sorry