Why did the Soviets pull their missiles out?

Because they feared a premature ejectulation

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What's the difference between me and my new couch?

The couch pulls out...

Why did the mathematician get pulled over?

for drinking and deriving

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What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

Why couldn't the Geordie go above the seventh floor in the tower block?

He had a fear of eights

Soviet Jokes More Soviet Jokes

What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

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What's the difference between CNN and Al Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al Jazeera shows them landing.

What type of missiles were used in the Movie Top Gun?

Tom" Cruise Missiles.