Why did the Soviets pull their missiles out?

Because they feared a premature ejectulation

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How do you get your girlfriend to fart?

Pull out

How many kids do you think Wolverine has?

Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.

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What's a vampire cows worst fear?

Steaks.

What do you call a fear of horned bovines?

Aurochnophobia.

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Why did the soviet plane crash?

It was stalin

What does a soviet call someone with good vision?

Glasnots.

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What's the difference between CNN and Al Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al Jazeera shows them landing.

Why was a missile looking for a job?

Because it got fired!