Why did the Soviets pull their missiles out?

Because they feared a premature ejectulation

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Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What's the hurry?

Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.

Why did it take a strong thief to steal a manhole cover?

Because only he could pull it off.

Fear Jokes More Fear Jokes

Who is the Sith Lord of fear?

Count Spooku

Why don't nervous vegans visit Germany?

They fear the wurst!

Soviet Jokes More Soviet Jokes

Why didn't anyone drive stick in Soviet Russia?

They were afraid of Stalin.

What happens when the USSR gets back together?

A Soviet Reunion.

Missile Jokes More Missile Jokes

What do missiles, camels, and common fetishes have in common?

What " " -Toes." "Out. Just get out."

Why was a missile looking for a job?

Because it got fired!