Why did the Soviets pull their missiles out?

Because they feared a premature ejectulation

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Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What do a burnt pizza, frozen beer, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone didn't pull it out in time.

Why is England so special?

Only they can pull out of Europe twice in a week.

Fear Jokes More Fear Jokes

What is snow?

No one would say: It's doubtful an Eskimo would have Chionophobia, a fear of this.

What do girls fear that's big, scary, and pink?

The Alaskan Bull Worm.

Soviet Jokes More Soviet Jokes

Which is the most communist vegetable?

The soviet Onion

What do communists put in their soup?

Soviet Onions.

Missile Jokes More Missile Jokes

Why was a missile looking for a job?

Because it got fired!

What type of missiles were used in the Movie Top Gun?

Tom" Cruise Missiles.