What do a burnt pizza, frozen beer, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone didn't pull it out in time.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

How did the mobster burn his lips on a tailpipe?

He tried to blow up a police car.

What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time do philosophers like to visit the shopping mall?

At the Schopenhauer.

What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck?

A Pair-a-ducks.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why did Frosty the snowman pull down his pants?

He heard the snow-blower was coming.

What does Iraq and Bristol Palin have in common?

Both of them are hard to pull out of.

Burn Pizza Jokes More Burn Pizza Jokes

What does a burnt pizza and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone that didn't take it out in time.

What's the similarity between a burned pizza and parents?

If it's black it won't give you any food

Frozen Beer Jokes More Frozen Beer Jokes

What do frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant woman have in common?

An idiot who forgot to take it out earlier.

What's a burnt pizza, frozen beer, & a pregnant girl have in common?

In each scenario, there's a dumb guy who didn't take it out in time.

Pregnant Girl Jokes More Pregnant Girl Jokes

What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant girl?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

What do a burnt pizza, frozen beer, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone didn't pull it out in time.