What do frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant woman have in common?

An idiot who forgot to take it out earlier.

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What does a burnt pizza and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone that didn't take it out in time.

Why is it that in girls tampons commercials they're always laughing and dancing?

Shouldn't they be revving chainsaws and burning stuff down

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What is the difference between Scotland and a pregnant woman?

A pregnant woman is in Labour

What do frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant woman have in common?

An idiot who forgot to take it out earlier.

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What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.

What is the name of your car?

Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

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How did the Idiot break his arm while raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

Why are there no cats on Mars?

Because there is no oxygen and they'd die from UV radiation, you idiot.

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What does a burnt pizza and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone that didn't take it out in time.

What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

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What do burnt pizza, frozen beer and a pregnant chick have in common?

Some douchebag forgot to pull it out in time.

What do a burnt pizza, frozen beer, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone didn't pull it out in time.