What do frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant woman have in common?

An idiot who forgot to take it out earlier.

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What do you get when you burn down Woolworths?

Coles.

What does weed and the Quran have in common?

If you burn it you get stoned

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What is the difference between Scotland and a pregnant woman?

A pregnant woman is in Labour

What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

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What do you call a sapling in the military?

An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)

What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

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What do you get when you cross an idiot with a watch?

A cuckoo clock.

How do you make an idiot easily wait ?

I tell you tomorrow.

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What do a burnt pizza and a baby have in common?

Some idiot pulled it out to late

What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

Frozen Beer Jokes More Frozen Beer Jokes

What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

What do a burnt pizza, frozen beer, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone didn't pull it out in time.