What do frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant woman have in common?

An idiot who forgot to take it out earlier.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What's the difference between smoking weed and burning the koran?

If you burn the koran, you can only get stoned once.

What do you call beef that's been burned?

A mis-steak.

Pregnant Woman Jokes More Pregnant Woman Jokes

What's the difference between OP and a Pregnant woman?

She delivers.

What does a lightbulb and a pregnant woman have in common?

Its easy to break the little light inside them.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper

How could I forget, mate?

At an Australian parliament meeting, two guys were shouting back and forth and one said: "I am a country member!" and the other said: "Oh, I remember!"

Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

Who is that Idiot..?

If Boy is in love - His parent Ask: Idiot, Who is that Girl.. Moral :: No matter who ever is in love... Boys Are Always Idiot :P (LOL)

How do you confuse an idiot?

Banana cake!

Burn Pizza Jokes More Burn Pizza Jokes

What do a burnt pizza and a baby have in common?

Some idiot pulled it out to late

What does a burnt pizza and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone that didn't take it out in time.

Frozen Beer Jokes More Frozen Beer Jokes

What do burnt pizza, frozen beer and a pregnant chick have in common?

Some douchebag forgot to pull it out in time.

What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.