What's a burnt pizza, frozen beer, & a pregnant girl have in common?

In each scenario, there's a dumb guy who didn't take it out in time.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What do you call a Woolworths that burnt down?

Coles.

How did the hipster burn his fingertips?

He was changing the lightbulb before it was cool. rimshot

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

When is the only time you're not American?

When European.

Burn Pizza Jokes More Burn Pizza Jokes

What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

Frozen Beer Jokes More Frozen Beer Jokes

What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

Pregnant Girl Jokes More Pregnant Girl Jokes

What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant girl?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

What do a burnt pizza, frozen beer, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone didn't pull it out in time.

Dumb Guy Jokes More Dumb Guy Jokes

What's a burnt pizza, frozen beer, & a pregnant girl have in common?

In each scenario, there's a dumb guy who didn't take it out in time.

What did the really dumb guy name his pet giraffe?

Spot.