What's a burnt pizza, frozen beer, & a pregnant girl have in common?

In each scenario, there's a dumb guy who didn't take it out in time.

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What did God say when he made the first black man?

Damn, I burnt one."

What did God say when he made the first black guy?

Oops I burned one!

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When is the only time a woman says something smart?

When her sentence starts with "A wise man once said"

How do Mexican peanuts tell time?

cacawatches

Burn Pizza Jokes More Burn Pizza Jokes

What does a burnt pizza and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone that didn't take it out in time.

What do burnt pizza, frozen beer and a pregnant chick have in common?

Some douchebag forgot to pull it out in time.

Frozen Beer Jokes More Frozen Beer Jokes

What do frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant woman have in common?

An idiot who forgot to take it out earlier.

What do burnt pizza, frozen beer and a pregnant chick have in common?

Some douchebag forgot to pull it out in time.

Pregnant Girl Jokes More Pregnant Girl Jokes

What's a burnt pizza, frozen beer, & a pregnant girl have in common?

In each scenario, there's a dumb guy who didn't take it out in time.

What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

Dumb Guy Jokes More Dumb Guy Jokes

What's a burnt pizza, frozen beer, & a pregnant girl have in common?

In each scenario, there's a dumb guy who didn't take it out in time.

What did the really dumb guy name his pet giraffe?

Spot.