What's a burnt pizza, frozen beer, & a pregnant girl have in common?

In each scenario, there's a dumb guy who didn't take it out in time.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

How did the mobster burn his lips on a tailpipe?

He tried to blow up a police car.

What has a slice of burnt toast and a pregnant girlfriend got in common?

In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor

What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont?

There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think

Burn Pizza Jokes More Burn Pizza Jokes

What do a burnt pizza and a baby have in common?

Some idiot pulled it out to late

What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

Frozen Beer Jokes More Frozen Beer Jokes

What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

What do burnt pizza, frozen beer and a pregnant chick have in common?

Some douchebag forgot to pull it out in time.

Pregnant Girl Jokes More Pregnant Girl Jokes

What do a burnt pizza, frozen beer, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone didn't pull it out in time.

What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant girl?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

Dumb Guy Jokes More Dumb Guy Jokes

What's a burnt pizza, frozen beer, & a pregnant girl have in common?

In each scenario, there's a dumb guy who didn't take it out in time.

What did the really dumb guy name his pet giraffe?

Spot.