What's a burnt pizza, frozen beer, & a pregnant girl have in common?

In each scenario, there's a dumb guy who didn't take it out in time.

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How do you get a fire started?

You burn some fagots Look up the definition before commenting/down voting...

Why did ISIS burn 10000 copies of "Dark Side Of The Moon"?

Because it's a terrible album.

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What do two people with Parkinson's disease do when they meet for the first time?

They shake hands.

What us the difference between white, brown and black people?

The time God took to cook us

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What's the similarity between a burned pizza and parents?

If it's black it won't give you any food

What do a burnt pizza, frozen beer, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone didn't pull it out in time.

Frozen Beer Jokes More Frozen Beer Jokes

What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

What do a burnt pizza, frozen beer, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone didn't pull it out in time.

Pregnant Girl Jokes More Pregnant Girl Jokes

What does a burnt pizza and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone that didn't take it out in time.

What do a burnt pizza, frozen beer, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone didn't pull it out in time.

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What's a burnt pizza, frozen beer, & a pregnant girl have in common?

In each scenario, there's a dumb guy who didn't take it out in time.

What did the really dumb guy name his pet giraffe?

Spot.