What's a burnt pizza, frozen beer, & a pregnant girl have in common?

In each scenario, there's a dumb guy who didn't take it out in time.

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What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

How did the hipster burn her tongue?

She ate her soup before it was cool

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What's angry most of the time and wants you to stick something hard in it?

An outlet

What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?

Grow old!

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What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

What does a burnt pizza and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone that didn't take it out in time.

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What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

What do frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant woman have in common?

An idiot who forgot to take it out earlier.

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What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant girl?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

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What did the really dumb guy name his pet giraffe?

Spot.

What's a burnt pizza, frozen beer, & a pregnant girl have in common?

In each scenario, there's a dumb guy who didn't take it out in time.