What's a burnt pizza, frozen beer, & a pregnant girl have in common?

In each scenario, there's a dumb guy who didn't take it out in time.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What did Nirvana say when they drove past a burning school bus?

Smells Like Teen Spirits"

What do Fort McMurray and a 1998 Pontiac Sunfire have in common?

Both are full of white trash and smell like burning oil.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time does Andy Murray go to bed?

Tennish!

Why did the Kremlin sacrifice 8.7 million soldiers during WWII?

They were just Stalin for time.

Burn Pizza Jokes More Burn Pizza Jokes

What do burnt pizza, frozen beer and a pregnant chick have in common?

Some douchebag forgot to pull it out in time.

What's a burnt pizza, frozen beer, & a pregnant girl have in common?

In each scenario, there's a dumb guy who didn't take it out in time.

Frozen Beer Jokes More Frozen Beer Jokes

What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

Pregnant Girl Jokes More Pregnant Girl Jokes

What's a burnt pizza, frozen beer, & a pregnant girl have in common?

In each scenario, there's a dumb guy who didn't take it out in time.

What does a burnt pizza and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone that didn't take it out in time.

Dumb Guy Jokes More Dumb Guy Jokes

What's a burnt pizza, frozen beer, & a pregnant girl have in common?

In each scenario, there's a dumb guy who didn't take it out in time.

What did the really dumb guy name his pet giraffe?

Spot.