What do a burnt pizza and a baby have in common?

Some idiot pulled it out to late

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What do you get when you burn down Woolworths?

Coles.

How do fireflies lose weight?

They burn calories.

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What did the man say after he forgot to pull out?

I regret nutting!!!

Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery?

Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. couldn't pull a laugh out of her.

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Why did Skrillex's girlfriend dump him?

Because he D-D-D-D-DROPPED THE BABY.

What do you call it when a baby tells you off?

A fedis.

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Which color confuses an idiot?

Blue

What do you call a group of Idiots?

Congress

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What do a burnt pizza and a baby have in common?

Some idiot pulled it out to late

What do you call a 2D fairy?

Pixie-lated

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What do burnt pizza, frozen beer and a pregnant chick have in common?

Some douchebag forgot to pull it out in time.

What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time