What do a burnt pizza and a baby have in common?

Some idiot pulled it out to late

Previous Random Joke Next
Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What is a witch's least favorite food?

Burnt steak.

What happened to the man with two wooden legs whose house burnt down?

He fell on his ash.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception?

Parents.

Why couldn't the pig run?

He pulled his hamstring!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Who was bigger, the baby or his mom?

The baby, because he's a little Bigger.

Which former pop star would be most likely to help deliver a baby?

Paula Ab-doula

Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

How do you keep an idiot busy for 3500 years?

Give them a bible

Late Jokes More Late Jokes

What do a burnt pizza and a baby have in common?

Some idiot pulled it out to late

What do you call a 2D fairy?

Pixie-lated

Burn Pizza Jokes More Burn Pizza Jokes

What's the similarity between a burned pizza and parents?

If it's black it won't give you any food

What's a burnt pizza, frozen beer, & a pregnant girl have in common?

In each scenario, there's a dumb guy who didn't take it out in time.