What do a burnt pizza and a baby have in common?

Some idiot pulled it out to late

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What's the difference between a cigarette and my exwife?

Cigarettes don't scream when they're burning.

What do you call a hippie that can't cook?

Burning ham!

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Why didn't Napoleon get his wish?

Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.

What do you call people who use the pull out method?

Parents

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Why are babies always gurgling with joy?

Because it's a nappy time.

How do you put a baby to sleep?

You rock them. What if it doesn't work? Use a bigger rock.

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What do you get when you cross an idiot with a watch?

A cuckoo clock.

What would the name on the cat's bowl be?

It would be 'Bowl' and all of your friends would leave you because you are an idiot and named your cat Bowl.

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What do you call a 2D fairy?

Pixie-lated

What do a burnt pizza and a baby have in common?

Some idiot pulled it out to late

Burn Pizza Jokes More Burn Pizza Jokes

What's the similarity between a burned pizza and parents?

If it's black it won't give you any food

What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.