What do a burnt pizza and a baby have in common?

Some idiot pulled it out to late

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What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

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When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

answer "Scissors." then drive away..

What did the couch say to the armchair?

Don't worry, I pull out.

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Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Utah?

Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

Whats a mans favorite word that starts with 'm' and ends in 'arriage'?

A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!

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What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear?

Shot it!

How do you confuse an idiot?

Banana cake!

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What do a burnt pizza and a baby have in common?

Some idiot pulled it out to late

What do you call a 2D fairy?

Pixie-lated

Burn Pizza Jokes More Burn Pizza Jokes

What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

What do a burnt pizza and a baby have in common?

Some idiot pulled it out to late