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Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Some idiot pulled it out to late
Because it was the punch line.
I'd never let a garbanzo bean on my face
and in the background someone replied "You ain't got enough bullets."
Because she got plowed by another man.
Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good. Pupil: Good that's perfect!
pupil. doughnut.
A coniference.
Wart's new
Navaho lot.
When European.
Student: "By staying home"
Not only have you let me down, you've let yourself down, and you've let the whole school down!
A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.
Because the door was ajar!
Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.
Decomposers