Late Jokes

What do you call a 2D fairy?

Pixie-lated

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What do a burnt pizza and a baby have in common?

Some idiot pulled it out to late

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State Jokes More State Jokes

What other US state can fit Kansas inside of it?

Arkansas

What state has the smallest sodas?

Minisoda :)

Minute Jokes More Minute Jokes

What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute ?

My cat would be dead before I got 50

How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?

Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

School Jokes More School Jokes

What do you call a stupid kid in pre-school?

Names.

Where do galaxies go to college?

University! Happy 1st day back to school to many of you :)

Tsunami Jokes More Tsunami Jokes

What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching?

Oh, Phuket!

What's the difference between a tsunami and a bear?

A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Russian Potato and a U.S. Potato?

The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.

What's the difference between reddit and resturant ?

Restaurants have better servers.

Late Night Jokes More Late Night Jokes

How do you win a late night argument with your deaf wife?

You turn off the lights.

What did the rubber ball say when he left the yo-yo's late night house party?

You better get some sleep - I'm gonna bounce!

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do The Walking Dead and the Fast and Furious series have in common?

They both have dead walkers.

How much for the giant, walk-in medicine cabinet?

Sir, this is a liquor store."

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Where do Knights get their armour?

The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.

How are your English lessons coming along?

Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me."