Why couldn't the pickle leave the bar?

Because the door was ajar!

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How does a Muslim shut a door?

Islams it.

How do you know a cat is ready to leave?

He makes a fe-line for the door.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why do women always sleep on the left side of the bed?

BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO RIGHTS!!!!!

What does every Elmo receive before they leave the factory?

Two test tickles!

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was sheet faced.

Where's the best place to hide money from a Mexican?

Under a bar of soap.

Pickle Jokes More Pickle Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pickle with a deer?

A dill doe.

Where do dinosaurs get their pickles from?

Vlasic Park