Why couldn't the pickle leave the bar?

Because the door was ajar!

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar.

Why is it possible for a door to be made out of kittens?

Because they are a-door-able.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

What did UK say while leaving?

It's not EU, it's me

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why is that bear hanging out in the bar?

ME: He's a well known, gimmick. IAN: Really ME: That's Conan. Conan The Bar Bear, Ian.

How is a woman like a bar?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back ( )

Pickle Jokes More Pickle Jokes

How do you get pickled bread?

With dill-dough. Credit goes to a J. Cain

What do you call a pickle on sale?

A sweet Dill.