Why couldn't the pickle leave the bar?

Because the door was ajar!

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why do you need a door then?

I asked him.

Why is it possible for a door to be made out of kittens?

Because they are a-door-able.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What do you call a soda that's really sad?

So Dapressed. I'll leave now.

Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican?

Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What's a rabbi's favorite type of bar?

It's sure as hell not a bar-mitzvah, those things are expensive.

What do you call a bar in Star Wars?

A space bar.

Pickle Jokes More Pickle Jokes

Where do dinosaurs get their pickles from?

Vlasic Park

What do you call a pickle on sale?

A sweet Dill.