Why is it possible for a door to be made out of kittens?

Because they are a-door-able.

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How to sink a submarine with 10 blondes in it?

You knock on the door.

What happens if I throw up in the red shoe bin by the door?

Me: Why is your question alarmingly specific 4: No reason.

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Why was the kitten fired from his telemarketing job?

For Catcalling

Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.