Why is it possible for a door to be made out of kittens?

Because they are a-door-able.

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Why did the gentleman hold the door?

Because he was dying to do so.

What's not there when you get into an argument, but there when you lose the argument?

The door.

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What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke?

You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?

What do you call someone who molests puppies and kittens?

A Petophile