What kind of car does Yoda drive?

A Toy-Yoda

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What happens when you put too many paintings in your car?

You can't make your van gogh.

Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

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What car do rich black people drive?

A Countach

What's the worst part about 4 black guys driving off a cliff in an escalade?

They were my friends. :(

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Why was Yoda afraid of 7?

Because 6, 7 8.

Why is Yoda afraid of 7?

Because 9, 7 8.

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What kind of musical instrument do mice play ?

A mouse organ !

What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

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What did Luke Skywalker get for his 16th birthday?

A Toy-Yoda

What kind of car does Yoda drive?

A Toy-Yoda