What kind of car does Yoda drive?

A Toy-Yoda

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What type of pants do you need to start a car?

Cargo pants

How did bulldogs get such flat noses?

A: From chasing cars.

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What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

What do bees do if they don't want to drive?

A: Wait at the buzz stop.

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Why does Yoda like having a lot of things to do?

It makes his Dagobah faster.

Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

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What kind of shoes to frogs like ?

Open toad sandals !

What kind of shoe does Mr. T wear?

T-shoes!

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What did Luke Skywalker get for his 16th birthday?

A Toy-Yoda

What kind of car does Yoda drive?

A Toy-Yoda