What kind of car does Yoda drive?

A Toy-Yoda

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What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

Why did the car swerve off the road?

It hit the chicken. Bazing!

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What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.

Why did the midget who drove British cars get cabin fever?

He was mini cooped up for to long.

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Why was Yoda afraid of the number Seven ... ?

because

Why is Yoda the worst copilot?

Yoda, are we still going the right way?" "Off course we are"

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What kind of shark is always drunk?

A hammeredhead

What kind of people have the most beautiful eyes?

Beekeepers. Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.

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What did Luke Skywalker get for his 16th birthday?

A Toy-Yoda

What kind of car does Yoda drive?

A Toy-Yoda