What kind of car does Yoda drive?

A Toy-Yoda

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What's Justin Bieber's favorite make of car?

Voltz-swaggin. I thought of this myself and I am so, so sorry.

Why do Mexicans always install those tiny steering wheels in their cars?

So they can drive with the handcuffs on.

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Why cant asians drive?

Because cars takes you from A to B

How do you ask an Uber driver if he drives for Lyft, too?

Do you even Lyft bro? (I'll see myself out)

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Why does Yoda like sheep?

Because dey go baa...

Why does Yoda like having a lot of things to do?

It makes his Dagobah faster.

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What kind of fun does a priest have?

Nun.

What is a math teacher's favorite kind of toilet paper?

The kind that has multi ply's.

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What did Luke Skywalker get for his 16th birthday?

A Toy-Yoda

What kind of car does Yoda drive?

A Toy-Yoda