What kind of car does Yoda drive?

A Toy-Yoda

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Why should you slow down to let another car move into your lane?

good karma.

Why are you on this bus?

Aren't you supposed to be driving around in a car "

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Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

Why do gingers love driving Kias?

It's the only way they can own a soul.

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Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.

Why was Yoda afraid of 9?

Because 10 9 8

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What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold?

Coffin medicine.

What kind of phone does a burglar use?

A no-key-a

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What kind of car does Yoda drive?

A Toy-Yoda

What did Luke Skywalker get for his 16th birthday?

A Toy-Yoda