What kind of car does Yoda drive?

A Toy-Yoda

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What are cats' natural predators?

Cars.

Where would Helen Keller park her car?

On top of three children.

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What did Palpatine order in the drive thru?

Friiiiiiies

Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

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Why was Yoda afraid of 7?

Because 6, 7 8.

Why is Yoda afraid of 7?

Because 9, 7 8.

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What kind of pizza does Lil Wayne like?

Little seizures.

What kind of phone does a burglar use?

A no-key-a

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What did Luke Skywalker get for his 16th birthday?

A Toy-Yoda

What kind of car does Yoda drive?

A Toy-Yoda