What did Palpatine order in the drive thru?

Friiiiiiies

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How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

When are you going to learn to drive?

I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.

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What is Palpatine's favourite breakfast pastry?

Coruscant

What did the feminist Jedi say to Emperor Palpatine?

Check your privilege, sithlord