What did Palpatine order in the drive thru?

Friiiiiiies

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Where do we go?

Me: Left Axl: Where do we go now Me: Straight. Axl: Oh, where do we go now Me: Damn it, Axl, let me drive!

What car does Boba Fett drive?

A ManDeLorean.

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What is Palpatine's favourite breakfast pastry?

Coruscant

What's Emperor Palpatine's favorite kind of cheese?

Gouda, gouda..."