What do you get when you shove an iPhone into a blender?

Apple Sauce

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What's considered an homemade gift in China?

An IPhone.

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How do you get a baby in and out of a small bowl?

Use a blender to get it in, use tortilla chips to get it out!

What do you get when you mix a cat and a blender?

A visit from the cops.

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He always shoves a Bill down her throat!