What do you get when you shove an iPhone into a blender?

Apple Sauce

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Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

What's the common thing between Mercedes and iphone 6?

Mercedes Benz...

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How do you get a baby into a shoebox?

A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.

How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.

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How are the Seahawks and my girlfriend similar?

they both can get 16 shoved down their throat without choking

How's the baby?

Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..