What do you get when you shove an iPhone into a blender?

Apple Sauce

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Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

What's 6" long, bent to the left, and in the front of my pants??

My iPhone 6.

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What's red and green and spins round &amp round &amp round?

A frog in a blender.

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A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

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I'm feeling a bit sorbet.

What is Santas motto?

Wrap your package before you shove it down the chimney.