What do you get when you shove an iPhone into a blender?

Apple Sauce

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What did Samsung Galaxy S 5 say to the iPhone 6?

Get bent" I hope you guys like this joke. I just came up with it.

What's 6 inches long hard, bent, and in my pants?

My iPhone 6

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a barrel?

with a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw.

What's green and red and goes 100 mph?

A frog in a blender.

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How do you react when looking in the mirror?

You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.

What is Santas motto?

Wrap your package before you shove it down the chimney.