Shove Jokes

What is Santas motto?

Wrap your package before you shove it down the chimney.

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How do you react when looking in the mirror?

You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.

How are the Seahawks and my girlfriend similar?

they both can get 16 shoved down their throat without choking

What do you get when you shove an iPhone into a blender?

Apple Sauce

What's 9 inches long, purple, and I love to shove it down my girlfriend's throat?

Her miscarriage.

Why doesn't Monica Lewinsky like going to the doctor?

He always shoves a Bill down her throat!

How's the baby?

Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..

What did Jay Z say to Beyonce after having an ice cream shoved up his arse?

I'm feeling a bit sorbet.