What is Santas motto?

Wrap your package before you shove it down the chimney.

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What's Santa's favourite metal band?

Sleigher.

Why can't Santa play in the NBA?

He has a no-trade Claus

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What do you call bacon wrapped frog legs?

The Muppets

What is Santas motto?

Wrap your package before you shove it down the chimney.

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How do they package bread at the bakery?

They baguette.

Who's there ! Amelia ! Amelia who ?

Amelia a package last week - did you get it !

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Why does Santa go down the chimney?

Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?

Black mail !

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What's 9 inches long, purple, and I love to shove it down my girlfriend's throat?

Her miscarriage.

What did Jay Z say to Beyonce after having an ice cream shoved up his arse?

I'm feeling a bit sorbet.