What is Santas motto?

Wrap your package before you shove it down the chimney.

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Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her?

You're getting too wrapped up in your work!

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How are we out already?

ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess

Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

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How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys

What is Santas motto?

Wrap your package before you shove it down the chimney.

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?

Black mail !

What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia!

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What's 9 inches long, purple, and I love to shove it down my girlfriend's throat?

Her miscarriage.

How are the Seahawks and my girlfriend similar?

they both can get 16 shoved down their throat without choking