What is Santas motto?

Wrap your package before you shove it down the chimney.

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What is Santa's favorite band?

Slayer.

Who did the Dyslexic Devil Worshipper sell his soul to?

Santa

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What's the best way to wrap up 2016?

Debbie Reynolds Wrap.

What paper product speaks really quickly?

Wrapping paper.

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How do they package bread at the bakery?

They baguette.

What is Santas motto?

Wrap your package before you shove it down the chimney.

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Why does Santa go down the chimney?

Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide

What is Santas motto?

Wrap your package before you shove it down the chimney.

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How do you react when looking in the mirror?

You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.

How are the Seahawks and my girlfriend similar?

they both can get 16 shoved down their throat without choking