What is Santas motto?

Wrap your package before you shove it down the chimney.

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What did Santa say when he went to a brothel?

Hoe hoe hoe!

What's Santa's favourite heavy metal band?

Sleigher

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Why did the packaged green onion get into trouble?

Because it was a wrapped scallion.

How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He didn't wrap his Whopper

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What did the redditor say when he opened his package from the UniBomber?

Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up

What is Santas motto?

Wrap your package before you shove it down the chimney.

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What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia!

What goes up a chimney down, but won't go down a chimney up?

An umbrella!

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What is Santas motto?

Wrap your package before you shove it down the chimney.

How do you react when looking in the mirror?

You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.