What kind of milk do the wealthiest people in the world give to their children?

1%

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World Jokes More World Jokes

How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

What do you call the secret Eskimo organization that controls the world?

The Igloominati.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What does a child with stickers have in common with a cocaine addicted DJ?

They both love to scratch and sniff. (sorry if it's a repost I'm not here often)

What about you?

me: define "child"

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What is better than 10 dead babies in a trashcan?

1 dead baby in 10 trashcans.

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why did the cow drink his own milk?

He needed the cowlcium.

How do you know if you are drowning in milk?

If it's pasturize

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of fabric does Mario use?

Denim denim denim.

What kind of baseball do burgers play?

Ketchup baseball!

Wealthy People Jokes More Wealthy People Jokes

What kind of tea do wealthy people own?

Proper-Tea

What do you call the top wealthiest people in Mexico?

The Juan percent.