What kind of baseball do burgers play?

Ketchup baseball!

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Why can't Americans play chess ?

Because they are missing two towers.

Why can't unicorns play soccer?

Because they don't exist

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Why did the chip chase the sauce?

To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry

What do you call a drawing of Ketchup?

Sketchup

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What kind of container is appropriate for noble gases?

An innertube.

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

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Why don't orphans play baseball?

They have no home to run to

What do a baseball and a Mexican have in common?

The harder you hit it the more English you get

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What do you call a guy that steals burgers?

A hamburglar!

Where does a burger feel at home?

On the range!