What kind of baseball do burgers play?

Ketchup baseball!

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What do you call a Psychic Compromise?

A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing.

Why did Jesus quit playing hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

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What did the mother tomato tell the baby tomato when the baby tomato was walking too slow?

Honey, walk faster, KETCHUP!

What happens when you run away from tomatos?

They ketchup.

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What kind of apple isn't an apple?

A pineapple.

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

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What is CC Sabathia's favorite inning to pitch in baseball?

The bottom of the fifth

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

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Which burgers love to act?

Ham-burgers!

What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.