What kind of baseball do burgers play?

Ketchup baseball!

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Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

A: Catch.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

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What do you call a drawing of Ketchup?

Sketchup

What did the mother tomato tell the baby tomato when the baby tomato was walking too slow?

Honey, walk faster, KETCHUP!

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What kind of eggs do Canadians prefer?

Grade eh

What kind of jeans does mario wear ?

Denim denim denim

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Why couldn't the redneck kid play baseball?

Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.

Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball

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Where do Communists go to get burgers?

Czechers.

Where do burgers go when they die?

Burgatory