What kind of baseball do burgers play?

Ketchup baseball!

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How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

What did Al Gore play on his guitar?

An algorithm.

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Why is ketchup married to mustard?

Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.

What does Ramen and Ketchup taste like together?

Poverty.

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What kind of hair do oceans have ?

Wavy !

What kind of drink does a ghetto drinks?

A GHETTOrade

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What do Cooperstown and Woodstock have in common?

Cooperstown is where Baseball wasn't invented and Woodstock is where the festival didn't happen.

Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

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What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

Where did the burgers go after their wedding?

On a bun-eymoon!