What kind of eggs do Canadians prefer?

Grade eh

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How do dentists like their eggs?

Poached.

Why do hens sit on eggs?

because they're too poor to afford chairs.

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How do you get three drunk, rowdy Canadians out of a pool?

Ask them to get out of the pool.

What's the shortest possible sentence in Canadian English?

Sorry, eh.

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Why do girls prefer to drive auto cars, instead of manual?

Because they want the D.

What kind of cake does a baseball player prefer?

A bundt cake!

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What kind of food can you color with?

A cranberry! Esher (my Grandson) age 5

What kind of amphibian is in charge of the salad bar?

a salad-manager

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How did the calf's final exam turn out?

Grade A!

What if my baby doesn't make ultra sounds?

What if it's just farting noises Is it graded on a curve