What kind of eggs do Canadians prefer?

Grade eh

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What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn ?

An eggroll !

What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?

He cracked up.

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

How do Canadians say Milky Way?

Milky Eh.... Get it?

What is the term for a group of Canadians?

Is it "an apology" "Oh look, there goes an apology of Canadians"

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

What's an owl's favorite rock band?

Owls personally prefer the track list of Rock Band 2. Just a solid game.

What flavor gum does the President prefer?

Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border

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What kind of jokes do farmers tell?

CORNY JOKES!!!

What kind of cigars does Baby Jesus smoke?

Mmmph!) Meek &amp Milds!!!! :0

Grade Jokes More Grade Jokes

Why do pencils shave?

To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.

What were the three toughest years in Al Gore's life?

A: Grade six.