What kind of eggs do Canadians prefer?

Grade eh

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What's the shortest possible sentence in Canadian English?

Sorry, eh.

What do you call a loonie answering questions on reddit?

DollarAMA. *Only Canadians will get it, sorry.

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

What gas do snails prefer?

Shell.

What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of line gets thicker and thinner at the same time?

A line of marathon runners

What kind of drugs to frogs take?

methamphibians.

Grade Jokes More Grade Jokes

Why did I leave my grades at the orphanage?

I couldn't raise them

What's long and hard On a black person?

First grade