What kind of eggs do Canadians prefer?

Grade eh

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Why did the chicken run across the road?

She was worried the egg would get there first.

What kind of eggs do Canadians prefer?

Grade eh

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What'll it be kid?

Seal plops a five on the counter and says "Anything but a Canadian Club."

How do you get 30 drunk Canadians out of the pool?

Please Get Out The Pool"

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Which is better a stool or a box to stand on?

You stand on a stool, though I prefer the ladder

Why do Asians prefer Sony?

Because it's a stereo type

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What kind of lotion does a bullfighter use?

Oil of Ole'

What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

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What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

What grades did Fidel Castro get at school?

Full Marx