What kind of eggs do Canadians prefer?

Grade eh

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why was the egg late for work?

It ova slept.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?

Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.

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What is a Canadian's favorite nirvana song?

All Apologies

How do Canadians take care of their skin?

Maybe it's maple leaf.

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

What's an owl's favorite rock band?

Owls personally prefer the track list of Rock Band 2. Just a solid game.

Why do Asians prefer Sony?

Because it's a stereo type

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of suit does a bee wear to work?

A: A buzzness suit!

What kind of physician works on a cruise liner?

A dry doc.

Grade Jokes More Grade Jokes

Why did the sailor ground his son?

His grades were below sea level

Why did the feminist accuse her teacher of misogyny?

Because he'd D graded her.