What kind of eggs do Canadians prefer?

Grade eh

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What did the egg say to the boiling water?

It might take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning.

Why do most French recipes require only one egg?

In France, one egg is *un oeuf*

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What do you call a Canadian fish with no bones?

Phil, eh?

What's the difference between a Canadian and an Italian?

Where the "eh" is in the sentence. Canadian: "How you doin, eh " Italian: "Eh! How you doin "

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

What's an owl's favorite rock band?

Owls personally prefer the track list of Rock Band 2. Just a solid game.

Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers ?

A bud hound !

What kind of computer is optimized for sad songs?

A Dell.

Grade Jokes More Grade Jokes

What are the four hardest years of a police officer's life?

The first grade.

Why do pencils shave?

To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.