What is a zombies' favorite food?

Brains. What is a dyslexic zombies' favorite food Brians.

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What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

What type of brain does a plant have?

A membrane

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Who's there ! Brian ! Brian who ?

Brian drain !

What's the craic?

2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.