What did the terrorists say after blowing himself up before getting to his destination?

Too soon

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What sound will reddit make when it blows up?

Nothing, it's just a website.

What do Hillary and Monica have in common?

They both blew it.

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What do you call it when two terrorists are horsing around on the radio?

Talibanter

What is your secret weapon against terrorists?

We simply reply......Chuck Norris

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What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time?

An asymptoad.

What did the terrorists say after blowing himself up before getting to his destination?

Too soon