What did the terrorists say after blowing himself up before getting to his destination?

Too soon

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Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.

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It blew up

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What type of truck takes a very long time to reach its destination?

A log n truck.

What did the terrorists say after blowing himself up before getting to his destination?

Too soon