What did the terrorists say after blowing himself up before getting to his destination?

Too soon

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Why Aren't Elephants Allowed On The Beach?

Because they always blow their trunks off!

Why did the H blow itself up?

Because the Jihad.

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What do you call a terrorist in the North Pole?

An ISISicle!

What do you call a terrorist with eight legs?

An Iraqnid.

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What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time?

An asymptoad.

What did the terrorists say after blowing himself up before getting to his destination?

Too soon