What did the terrorists say after blowing himself up before getting to his destination?

Too soon

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What's orange and sounds like a carrot!!!????

A snowman blowing his nose!!!!!!!!

Who's there ! Bronte ! Bronte who ?

Bronte of the blow !

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What do you call a terrorist with cancer?

A free radical.

Why did the terrorist buy himself a Porsche?

He was going through a midlife ISIS :(

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What type of truck takes a very long time to reach its destination?

A log n truck.

What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time?

An asymptoad.