What do Hillary and Monica have in common?

They both blew it.

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Why did the Hydroxyl molecule blow up the US Mint?

It was a Free Radical.

Why did the sweet toothed scientist blow up his monkey?

He wanted some Rhesus pieces.

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What do Hillary supporters call their room mate?

Nurse.

What is Hillary's newest election slogan?

Rigged, for her pleasure."

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Why did Chandler play the blues as loud as he could?

He wanted to harm monica.

How's Hillary's head?

He answers, "Well, she's no Monica!"