What do Hillary and Monica have in common?

They both blew it.

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What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings ?

A fish tank !

Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

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What did Monica say to Hillary before Election Day?

Don't blow it

What's the difference between Hillary and Eva Braun?

One achieved fame and significance solely because she was married to a charismatic politician. The other was Hilter's wife.

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What do Hillary and Monica have in common?

They both blew it.

How's Hillary's head?

He answers, "Well, she's no Monica!"