What do Hillary and Monica have in common?

They both blew it.

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Why did the duck go to the basketball game?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls!

What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus?

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.

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What did Hillary say when she lost?

Putin end to my life.

Why won't Hillary ever pull out?

She's never finished screwing people.

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Why did Chandler play the blues as loud as he could?

He wanted to harm monica.

What did Monica say to Hillary before Election Day?

Don't blow it