Why did Chandler play the blues as loud as he could?

He wanted to harm monica.

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Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

Why are white people so bad at horror movies?

Because they're curious and want to learn. And that's why you don't see many black scientists.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball against each other?

Juan v Juan

What do you call siblings that play soccer?

Umbros

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What did Monica say to Hillary before Election Day?

Don't blow it

What do Hillary and Monica have in common?

They both blew it.

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Why can't moccasins play the blues?

They've got no sole.

Why is the sky not happy on clear days?

It has the blues

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How does one refer to intentionally harming the national bird of the U.S?

It's an ill-eagle activity

Who Self Harms In The Antarctica?

An eskemo.....

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Why did Chandler play the blues as loud as he could?

He wanted to harm monica.

Which internet search engine does Chandler from Friends use?

Google, like everybody does.