Why did Chandler play the blues as loud as he could?

He wanted to harm monica.

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Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

Why did Greenpeace throw Wolf Blitzer in the ocean?

they wanted to restore the CNNomies

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What do you give an actor playing the role of an angry street gang member?

Mad props...

What do you call a show about puns?

A play on words.

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What do Hillary and Monica have in common?

They both blew it.

What did Monica say to Hillary before Election Day?

Don't blow it

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Who's there ! Benjamin ! Benjamin who ?

Benjamin the blues !

What color were Kurt Cobaine's eyes?

Blue. One blue one way and one blue the other way.

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What job pays you to shoot people but not harm them?

A photographer.

What did the teacher call her intelligent yet self-harming student?

Her scar pupil.

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Why did Chandler play the blues as loud as he could?

He wanted to harm monica.

Which internet search engine does Chandler from Friends use?

Google, like everybody does.