Why did Chandler play the blues as loud as he could?

He wanted to harm monica.

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What's the word that starts with an "N" that no one wants to call a black person?

Neighbor.

What did the rich bald man want before he died?

Heairs.

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What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

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What did Monica say to Hillary before Election Day?

Don't blow it

What do Hillary and Monica have in common?

They both blew it.

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Why is the sky not happy on clear days?

It has the blues

What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup?

A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.

What job pays you to shoot people but not harm them?

A photographer.

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Which internet search engine does Chandler from Friends use?

Google, like everybody does.

Why did Chandler play the blues as loud as he could?

He wanted to harm monica.