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He wanted to harm monica.
A: Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.
On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.
That she would be sitting at the desk that Monica once kneeled under!
They don't want to get their hands dirty.
Me: Oh, it doesn't matter. You will have fired me well before then.
They've got no sole.
Benjamin the blues !
Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:
They put on the Google!
Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!
All she does is stay on the dashboard.
A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.
Adele
A: Cause they're sick of all his royal flushes.
