Why can't zombies play the blues?

Just feels like they don't put their soul in to it.

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What do electric trains and breasts have in common?

A: They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.

What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?

Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

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How did the T-Rex feel after his workout session?

He felt dinosore.

What feels good in the west but feels cotton in the East?

Happi-ness

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What do you call a dead bee?

Zombie.

Why was the zombie in such a rush to get to his book signing?

He had deadlines to meet

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Why aren't redheads very good R&B singers?

Because they have no soul

What has five bodies and one soul?

A Kia full of Gingers.

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Why is the sky not happy on clear days?

It has the blues

Who's there ! Benjamin ! Benjamin who ?

Benjamin the blues !