Why can't zombies play the blues?

Just feels like they don't put their soul in to it.

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Why can't the T-Rex play the piano?

Cause they're dead!

Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

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How many true friends do you believe you have?

Me: Define "true friend." Shrink: Someone you feel you can tell anything. Me: 11,419.

What does that clock say at 1 o'clock night?

1 AM feeling very sleepy.

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Why can't zombies play the blues?

Just feels like they don't put their soul in to it.

What do you call a dead bee?

Zombie.

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What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here

What is the difference between a blonde in a church and a blonde in the bath tub?

One has hope in her soul...

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Why did Chandler play the blues as loud as he could?

He wanted to harm monica.

Why is the sky not happy on clear days?

It has the blues