What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

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banana is yellow,dynamite is red

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Who has the diploma when you get rid of them.

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Because it's all play.

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A pedrophile.

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Ripit

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

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No one knows.

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To get to the other side... err, no it was to pick up the laundry... nope, to get groceries? I forget.