They're both made of plastic, and little kids turn them on.
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One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.
Disney movies can still touch little kids.
He fiddled up a little kid.
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My donation check to the orphanage.
They have to use TWO hands.
Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?
IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.
A pedrophile.
A Sandy Hook survivor.
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The kid is over 5 feet tall.
He buried it.
A little kid shouldn't run with scissors, a lesbian shouldn't scissor with the runs.
It's similar to Russian roulette, but instead of a revolver it's played with an automatic pistol.
Because he's dead.
Donation. What's the best city in the world? Generosity.
Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!
Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."
Just one. But he has to check it 100 times one for each watt.
Disney Movies still touch kids
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Because baggers can't be choosers,
A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.
Chevy Chase.
There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number.
Because they are behind
They both came in a little behind.
He thought they were a delivery service
