They're both made of plastic, and little kids turn them on.
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One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.
Disney movies can still touch little kids.
He fiddled up a little kid.
Brusselsprouts
My donation check to the orphanage.
They have to use TWO hands.
Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?
IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.
A pedrophile.
A Sandy Hook survivor.
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The kid is over 5 feet tall.
He buried it.
A little kid shouldn't run with scissors, a lesbian shouldn't scissor with the runs.
She was emo.
I said in HD. They didn't like it...
Because they'll steal all the green cards.
Because no matter the sport, he would always play write
A pedrophile
Because she always ran away from the ball <p> My favorite joke since I was little
Because it kept running out of the pen!! My favorite joke when young :).
In its trunk.
Da Rude Sandstorm
Napoleon BonaPARTAY!!!
In his sleevies.
Up his sleevies."
In his SLEEVIES!!!
The steaks are just too high.
Short tempers.
