They're both made of plastic, and little kids turn them on.
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One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.
Disney movies can still touch little kids.
He fiddled up a little kid.
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My donation check to the orphanage.
They have to use TWO hands.
Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?
IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.
A pedrophile.
A Sandy Hook survivor.
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The kid is over 5 feet tall.
He buried it.
A little kid shouldn't run with scissors, a lesbian shouldn't scissor with the runs.
You cantelope!
Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.
Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave
A Microwave.
At the infideli counter.
A one trip pony :D
Making them!!!
Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.
Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."
Private employee starts work checking email. Public official starts works making a coffee.
Bring it to a bool.
They are wearing suspenders and a belt.
Cause he's dead.
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I don't use a round piece of plastic as a shift knob.
Facebook produces too much plastics while r/jokes has 100% recycling rate.
