They're both made of plastic, and little kids turn them on.
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One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.
Disney movies can still touch little kids.
He fiddled up a little kid.
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My donation check to the orphanage.
They have to use TWO hands.
Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?
IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.
A pedrophile.
A Sandy Hook survivor.
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The kid is over 5 feet tall.
He buried it.
A little kid shouldn't run with scissors, a lesbian shouldn't scissor with the runs.
Everywhere
Right under the children's noses
Being 5 foot 6
Nothing. They are free of charge!
Cuz they take all the green cards
None, they didn't Putin enough effort. Just a play on his last name, nothing more.
Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.
Because he always brings the boos
They turn off their Xbox.
Namaste home tonight.
Jose and Hose B
Hose A and Hose B.
Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance
The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!
