They're both made of plastic, and little kids turn them on.
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One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.
Disney movies can still touch little kids.
He fiddled up a little kid.
Brusselsprouts
My donation check to the orphanage.
They have to use TWO hands.
Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?
IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.
A pedrophile.
A Sandy Hook survivor.
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The kid is over 5 feet tall.
He buried it.
A little kid shouldn't run with scissors, a lesbian shouldn't scissor with the runs.
Because the beans keep falling through the grill.
Because they'll steal all the green cards.
They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker.
reasons unknown
Because umbrellas can't walk.
An Anne-Boleyn-ce.
Just a few klicks away.
Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.
Because I threw a microwave at him
A lickalotopuss.
A liquor cabinet.
Voodoo like to dance with me '
Chihuahua: I like to "ruff it!
A Pedrophile
A pedrophile
