What do you call a horse who likes to carry all the groceries?

A one trip pony :D

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Why did Jesus run off the airplane?

He didn't like the Pilate

How was school?

4: Trenton said his dad likes to go outside and fight lions - laughs - oh honey - nobody would name their kid Trenton

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How do jockeys stay on their horses?

Jockey straps.

What's as big as a horse but weighs nothing?

A horses shadow!

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Why do you need to carry radioactive materials in sealed, lead containers?

To stop it from falling out.

What is brown and gray has eight legs and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk?

A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.

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Where do people in Detroit get their groceries?

They don't.

Where does Jane Fonda buy her groceries?

Traitor Joe's.