What do you call a horse who likes to carry all the groceries?

A one trip pony :D

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Why should I shave my downstairs?

Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.

Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

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What do you do when a horse breaks down?

Call triple neighhh!

What branch of the military are horses in?

The NaaaaayyyVY

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Me: A sword is harder to hide.

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Where do people in Detroit get their groceries?

They don't.

Where do dogs shop for groceries?

Wagmans.