What do you call a horse who likes to carry all the groceries?

A one trip pony :D

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He liked chillin.

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Because the horse was too heavy to carry.

Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...

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Because umbrellas can't walk.

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One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

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Wagmans.