Where do dogs shop for groceries?

Wagmans.

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What do you call a dog without front legs?

Chester.

Why are they arresting that dog?

What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)

Shop Jokes More Shop Jokes

Why do donut shops not hire security?

Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.

Where do you shop for a pregnant cow?

The Mooternity Section.

Grocery Jokes More Grocery Jokes

What do you call a horse who likes to carry all the groceries?

A one trip pony :D

Where do farm animals get their groceries?

The pharmacy.