Where do dogs shop for groceries?

Wagmans.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What kind of dog can tell time?

A clockshund!

Why did the dog wear white sneakers ?

Because his boots were at the menders !

Shop Jokes More Shop Jokes

How do you spell "SHOP"?

Me: S-H-O-P Friend: How do you say it Me: "Shop" Friend: What do you do when you get to a green light

Why was the blonde crawling on the ground in the shop?

She was trying to find the lowest prices

Grocery Jokes More Grocery Jokes

Where do people in Detroit get their groceries?

They don't.

Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*