Wagmans.
A clockshund!
Because his boots were at the menders !
Me: S-H-O-P Friend: How do you say it Me: "Shop" Friend: What do you do when you get to a green light
She was trying to find the lowest prices
They don't.
ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*