Where do dogs shop for groceries?

Wagmans.

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What kind of dog do IT people prefer?

A Dobie

What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?

A: It stole the show!

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Why are Asians no good a football ( soccer) ?

Because whenever they get a corner they open a shop !

How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.

Grocery Jokes More Grocery Jokes

Where do people in Detroit get their groceries?

They don't.

Where do crows go to buy groceries?

Kroger