Where do dogs shop for groceries?

Wagmans.

Previous Random Joke Next
Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night?

A: Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog

What do you call a dog with an amputated leg?

Yard stick.

Shop Jokes More Shop Jokes

Why were India kicked out of the Soccer world Cup held in England in 1966 ?

A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop."

Why men shop at Costco?

Because it's a hoe sale.

Grocery Jokes More Grocery Jokes

Where does the CIA buy its groceries?

Whole Foods

Where do safari animals buy their groceries?

From the supermeerkat