What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?

A: It stole the show!

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He had barkinsons disease.

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His leg was in a cast.

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It made him shy!

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A: She was beside herself.

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Ive only ever been caught stealing cookies.

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How do you build a flea circus?

You have to start from scratch.

What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?

A: It stole the show!