What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?

A: It stole the show!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

Why are you ordering so many drinks?

The dog responds, "I've had a ruff day."

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What do Cooperstown and Woodstock have in common?

Cooperstown is where Baseball wasn't invented and Woodstock is where the festival didn't happen.

Why wasn't the chemist concerned when she blew up her experiment?

Oxidants happen,

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Who steals from the poor and gives to the rich?

Robbin' hood

What is so bad about being half black and half asian?

You can steal a car but you can't drive it.

Flea Circus Jokes More Flea Circus Jokes

How do you make a flea circus?

From scratch.

How do you build a flea circus?

You have to start from scratch.