What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?

A: It stole the show!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How do you make a cat bark like a dog?

Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: "WOOF!"

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to be, she, and they... ...when they were discovered face-down in the mud?

They were PRONOUNS dead

What happened to the muslim who smoked weed?

They got stoned

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why do they call the day after Thanksgiving "Black Friday"?

Because everything is a steal.

Why didn't the man report his stolen credit card?

The thief was spending less then his wife.

Flea Circus Jokes More Flea Circus Jokes

How do you build a flea circus?

You have to start from scratch.

How do you make a flea circus?

From scratch.