Why didn't the man report his stolen credit card?

The thief was spending less then his wife.

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Why didn't the man report his stolen credit card?

The thief was spending less then his wife.

Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!