The thief was spending less then his wife.
He wanted cold hard cash!
Breasts don't have eyes.
The way they enter your house.
Because apparently I make out like a bandit.
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Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.
Because only he could pull it off.
He's running down the street with the bike under his arm.
Because the thief was spending less than his wife.
Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!
