A: Ho, ho, ho!
I said. "Yes, they're coming to pick you up in an hour"
Instructor: You're in the wrong lane.
The mainstream
Eggs-aisle.
asks his wife. "31 black"
Birds of prey !
Santa stops after the third Ho
The both leave your crotch on fire
Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads "Lindsay Lohan in jail"
Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Santa stops at 3 ho's.
the pal asks. "Waiting for me to get home."
ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!
Because of the Ghost of Christmas Pasteurisation.
Social net twerking
A caiman like a wrecking ball.
Cause she doesn't want a Dog thats more intelligent than her!