What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!

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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!

What do you call someone who discriminates against paintings?

An artist. My 11 year son just came up with this one.

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How many Super Sayains does it take to change a light bulb?

Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!

What happened to German Orphans after WW2?

Did they ever get back on the Reich track (I saw the post in /r/history earlier and was disappointed to find it was a serious question. I fixed it.)

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What's Lisbeth's twin sister's name who enjoys spending time on the internet?

Elizabeth.

Why are burglars such good tennis players ?

Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts !

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

What's the difference between Santa and a black man?

Santa stops after the third Ho

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What's the difference between Lindsay Lohan and the newspaper?

Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads "Lindsay Lohan in jail"

Why was Lindsay Lohan feeling sleepy?

He was buying drinks.

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What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.

What is red and white and red and white and red and ....?

Santa Clause rolling down a hill

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What are ye wearing to yer weddin'?

Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal

What is she doing?

the pal asks. "Waiting for me to get home."

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?

Black mail !

Why did it rain on Christmas Eve?

Because of Santa and his Raindeer.

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What keyboard layout does Miley Cyrus use?

TWERQY.

What do you call Miley Cyrus with a gun?

A shooting star

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What kind of pickles does Miley Cyrus like in her relish?

twerkins

What do people call Miley Cyrus in Europe?

Kilometery Cyrus

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Why Does Paris Hilton Have a Chihuahua?

Cause she doesn't want a Dog thats more intelligent than her!

What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a farmer?

A farmer shucks between fits.