A: Ho, ho, ho!
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A seahorse !
The cow didn't make it.
An I-shoulda-pede.
Because...bros before hose!
One but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room.
She missed two shots, so she's a ho. I'll leave now.
Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.
Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads "Lindsay Lohan in jail"
He made them Batman.
Santa Clause rolling down a hill
PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.
the pal asks. "Waiting for me to get home."
It's Christmas, Eve!
ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!
Social net twerking
Kilometery Cyrus
twerkins
A farmer shucks between fits.
Cause she doesn't want a Dog thats more intelligent than her!