What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!

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What is the worst way to find out you just came into money?

via sticky notes

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ?

A seahorse !

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What did it mean when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

What kind of bug do you find on a long car ride?

An I-shoulda-pede.

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Why did the fire fighter call off work to spend time with his friend?

Because...bros before hose!

How many triage nurses does it take to change a light bulb?

One but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room.

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What do you call a skank playing "H.O.R.S.E?

She missed two shots, so she's a ho. I'll leave now.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

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What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!

What's the difference between Lindsay Lohan and the newspaper?

Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads "Lindsay Lohan in jail"

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What did Santa Clause give all the naughty boys and girls for Christmas this year?

He made them Batman.

What is red and white and red and white and red and ....?

Santa Clause rolling down a hill

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What'd you do?

PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.

What is she doing?

the pal asks. "Waiting for me to get home."

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What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?

ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!

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How did Mark Zuckerberg meet Miley Cyrus?

Social net twerking

What do people call Miley Cyrus in Europe?

Kilometery Cyrus

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What kind of pickles does Miley Cyrus like in her relish?

twerkins

How did Mark Zuckerberg meet Miley Cyrus?

Social net twerking

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a farmer?

A farmer shucks between fits.

Why Does Paris Hilton Have a Chihuahua?

Cause she doesn't want a Dog thats more intelligent than her!