What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!

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What's a boomerang called that's not coming back?

A Stick.

What Are you braging about?

I came from Chernobyl, I had a tail!

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What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Answer: Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

What's little, brown, and found in the woods?

Winnies' pooh.

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Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.

What birds spend all their time on their knees ?

Birds of prey !

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What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

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Why was Lindsay Lohan feeling sleepy?

He was buying drinks.

What's the difference between Lindsay Lohan and the newspaper?

Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads "Lindsay Lohan in jail"

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What did Santa Clause give all the naughty boys and girls for Christmas this year?

He made them Batman.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause?

With Santa it is only three hoes and he's done.

Pal Jokes More Pal Jokes

What are ye wearing to yer weddin'?

Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal

What does an American actor say when going to Europe?

Let's go PAL.

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What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

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What do you call Miley Cyrus with a gun?

A shooting star

What does Miley Cyrus have for Christmas Dinner?

Twerky! I thought of that yesterday, apologies if you've heard it a thousand times already.

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What's the best part of having Miley Cyrus over for thanksgiving dinner?

Unlimited twerky

Where will Miley Cyrus go when her showbiz career is over?

twerk

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What do you get when you cross Paris Hilton with Iggy Azalea?

A horribly depraved piece of human garbage.

What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a farmer?

A farmer shucks between fits.