What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!

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What do you say when it's snowing?

Winter is coming.

What's the difference between this morning and your wife?

I'm not coming in *this morning*"

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What causes German Earthquakes?

Teutonic Plates. I'm sorry I'll find my own way out

How do you find the blind guy at a nudist colony?

It ain't hard.

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Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabet?

Because they can spend years at sea.

How long did you spend on your cosplay?

Me: Seven months A: *Hands me a badge marked "Casual"*

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What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa stops at three Ho's

What does a pimp and a redneck have on common?

They both like to throw a ho-down.

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What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!

How are Lindsay Lohan and the Note 7 alike?

The both leave your crotch on fire

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Why can Saint Nicolas never be prosecuted?

Because of the Santa Clause

What's the best part of Christmas for Santa Clause?

He knows where all the naughty girls live #*( )*

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What'd you do?

PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.

What does an American actor say when going to Europe?

Let's go PAL.

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Why did it rain on Christmas Eve?

Because of Santa and his Raindeer.

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?

Black mail !

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What does Miley Cyrus have for Christmas Dinner?

Twerky! I thought of that yesterday, apologies if you've heard it a thousand times already.

How did Mark Zuckerberg meet Miley Cyrus?

Social net twerking

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What do they call Miley Cyrus in France?

Kilometrey Cyrus.

How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a farmer?

A farmer shucks between fits.

What do you get when you cross Paris Hilton with Iggy Azalea?

A horribly depraved piece of human garbage.