A: Ho, ho, ho!
I'm not coming into work today
C'mon. It's a dead giveaway.
Test tickles
She looked very Theroux-ly.
Because the warranty is void if the seal is broken.
They never want to log off.
Santa stops after three ho's.
She missed two shots, so she's a ho. I'll leave now.
Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads "Lindsay Lohan in jail"
The both leave your crotch on fire
Santa Clause rolling down a hill
He knows where all the naughty girls live #*( )*
Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal
Because of the Ghost of Christmas Pasteurisation.
It's Christmas, Eve!
A caiman like a wrecking ball.
twerk
Twerky! I thought of that yesterday, apologies if you've heard it a thousand times already.
Cause she doesn't want a Dog thats more intelligent than her!