What do you call a short sleeved British shirt?

A tea-shirt. Please don't hurt me.

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What did the British proton say after 5 cups of coffee?

I feel positively charged!

Why aren't there any British Communists?

Because communists believe all proper tea is theft.

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How to spot a douchebag in the gym?

Really bad so he hurts himself.

When Do You Hurt a Midget?

When He is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice!

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What should you wear when drinking tea?

A tea-shirt.

What do you call a short sleeved British shirt?

A tea-shirt. Please don't hurt me.

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What's the difference between an apple?

A bike because a vest has no sleeves.

Why did Napoleon wear sleeves?

For his armies