What do you call a short sleeved British shirt?

A tea-shirt. Please don't hurt me.

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Why aren't there any British Communists?

Because communists believe all proper tea is theft.

How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

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Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

How does a one liner hurt its readers?

With its punchline

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What should you wear when drinking tea?

A tea-shirt.

What do you call a short sleeved British shirt?

A tea-shirt. Please don't hurt me.

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Why did Napoleon wear sleeves?

For his armies

What do you call a shirt missing its sleeves?

An ampu-tee.