Why do women like roses?

Because they are pretty and hurt you.

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Why didn't crab and lobster like to share?

They were both two shellfish

Why did Shrodinger's girlfriend dump him?

Because she didn't like his lack of commitment

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What do women call men who are shorter than 5'7"?

Friends

What do women call men under 6 inches?

Friends.

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What do Augusto Pinochet and New Guns n Roses have in common?

They've both committed atrocities in South American stadiums.

What do Apple and Rose have in common?

They both lost jack.

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Why did the suicidal air go to the airport?

So he could BLOW it up. Please don't hurt meh.

What if animals "were" injured in the making of a film. Do they list that in the credits?

Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.