Why do women like roses?

Because they are pretty and hurt you.

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What did the phone say to the other phone after a bad rejection?

If you like it then you shudda put a ringtone on it.

I can't tell if i like this blender...

It keeps giving me mixed results.

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What is the first thing a woman should do when she gets out of the Battered Women's Shelter?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her.

Why does society think less of a man when he strikes a woman instead of sparing them?

Because a strike only requires one ball while a spare requires two balls

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What's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

Whats's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

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What did they call the Pillsbury Doughboy after he hurt his leg?

Limp Biscuit

What is love?

Baby don't hurt me.