Why do women like roses?

Because they are pretty and hurt you.

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What is a Mature man who likes young women?

An Inmate

Why do hipsters only use the microwave?

Because they don't like conventional ovens.

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Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf?

They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other Ilene. What do you cal an Asian woman with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene

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What's better than two roses on your paino?

Tulips on your organ.

What do you call an orphan named Rose?

Self-raising flour

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When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

I got hit in the head by a soda can, but it didn't hurt that much...

It was a soft drink.