Why do women like roses?

Because they are pretty and hurt you.

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Why do spies never use capitalization?

They like to stay low-key.

What do you call someone who likes to rap about salt?

NaCl-more.

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What do you call a woman who dyes her hair red?

Transginger.

Why is it so difficult for women to find a man who is sensitive, caring, and good looking?

All of those guys already have boyfriends.

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What's better than two roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What do Augusto Pinochet and New Guns n Roses have in common?

They've both committed atrocities in South American stadiums.

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What's black and blue and about to hurt someone?

Batman thinking about his dead parents.

Who hurt you?

unless you want to sit through a 13 hour PowerPoint presentation.