When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

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Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

When you say you don't feel good "Are you pregnant?

people without kids "Do you have to poop " -people with kids

What do you need to poop in the forest?

Toiletries

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O'Neal?

They're both famous for stuffing baskets!

Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

What's the real reason Mr. Clean is always smiling?

He likes it dirty.

What did the Gorilla do when he saw the sign 'Clean Washroom'?

He cleaned it!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kinds of birds are raised by only their mothers?

Blackbirds

What kind of vehicle did they use to transport prisoners to concentration camps during the holocaust?

Ju-Haul

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What am I supposed to do with this computer now?

IT: Work M: Who hurt you

What's green and hurts when it hits you in the eye?

A snooker table

Eye Dog Jokes More Eye Dog Jokes

Why did the blind man swing his seeing eye dog around by the tail?

He was taking a look around

When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.