When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

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Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

Where were you supposed to poop?

2-year-old: The potty. Me: So why didn't you 2: I'm too busy.

How do you fail a urine test with a clean sample?

Poop in the specimen cup.

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

How messy is your closet Joe?

You have been in your closet for an entire month cleaning it!"

Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of tree barks?

A dogwood!!

What kind of Aircraft is into Men and Women?

A Biplane.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Where do you touch a woman to give yourself the most pleasure?

The back of her head.

What did the barber say to the Potato?

You've got eyes on the back of your head!"

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

Why did the hipster's mouth hurt?

Because he ate pizza before it was cool.

What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

Eye Dog Jokes More Eye Dog Jokes

Why did the blind man swing his seeing eye dog around by the tail?

He was taking a look around

When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.