When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

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Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

Why couldn't the poop get flushed down the drain?

Because it was deterred.

How do you write poop in Australia?

dood

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

Who the hell buys furniture online?

Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay

What do you call a dog that goes through your stuff?

Snoop dog.

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

Where do I start cleaning!?

5mins later* Me: I need a new room.

What do you call three witches in a hot tub?

A self-cleaning coven.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of parasites do gangstas get?

Thug Lice.

How do you catch a one-of-a-kind rabbit?

Unique up on it. How do you catch a very calm rabbit The tame way.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Why do brown women wear red dots on their heads?

Because they record everything. (I swear I made it up n I'm brown too)

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

Where do Na'vi go when they get hurt?

ICU

Why are blondes hurt by people's words?

A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

Eye Dog Jokes More Eye Dog Jokes

Why did the blind man swing his seeing eye dog around by the tail?

He was taking a look around

When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.