Where do I start cleaning!?

5mins later* Me: I need a new room.

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What do you call a starting indie dev?

No Game No Life

Why are black men afraid of chainsaw's?

When you start them, they made the sound "runnnniganiganiganiga" Sorry for the racism, but had to share this.

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Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

I just need some space."

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Why was the powerlifter fired from his job at the restaurant?

He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.

Why does Jerry Sienfeld clean up on tinder?

He can't go left