Where do I start cleaning!?

5mins later* Me: I need a new room.

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What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

What is the difference between a tire and a black man?

The tire doesn't start singing when you chain it.

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How many girls a boy need to shoot a school?

None.

How many US Congressmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh, please. Like they've ever changed anything that needed it.

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How many bruthas does it take to clean a kitchen?

None, that's women's work!

Why roboticize vacuuming?

It's all instant gratification. It's the crack of cleaning.