Where do I start cleaning!?

5mins later* Me: I need a new room.

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How do you know that Hindu woman is into you?

Her diode starts flashing green.

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

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What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.

How do you get in with a pretty nurse?

You need to be patient.

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How many bruthas does it take to clean a kitchen?

None, that's women's work!

Where do I start cleaning!?

5mins later* Me: I need a new room.