Where do I start cleaning!?

5mins later* Me: I need a new room.

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What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

Why did they start using liquid soaps in prisons?

if you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.

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What does NASA stand for?

Need Another Seven Astronauts

How many mexicans do you need to screw a lightbulb?

Juan

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Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?

It doesn't need cleaning.

Why does Jerry Sienfeld clean up on tinder?

He can't go left