How many girls a boy need to shoot a school?

None.

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why do push up bras not work for some girls?

Because 0x0 is always 0.

What do girls fear that's big, scary, and pink?

The Alaskan Bull Worm.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What's the difference between the US and Russian Presidents?

US presidents get shot while Russian presidents take shots.

Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

Why haven't Women landed on the Moon?

Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!

School Jokes More School Jokes

Why do Asian students do so well in school?

Because an Asian without A's is a sin

How far do burgers go in school?

Through cowlege (then they get their 450 degrees!).

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why did the boy stare at his orange juice for so long?

Because it said, Concentrate.

How did the greeks separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.