How many girls a boy need to shoot a school?

None.

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why did the girl spray her clock?

A: It was full of ticks.

What's the difference between a girl that's praying and a girl that's having a bubble bath?

One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What do you do when you see a black man lying on the floor?

You stop laughing and shoot him again.

What sound does an Italian make when you shoot him?

Wop

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

Why did Xmen's Cyclops go to the doctors?

Because he needed laser eye surgery!

School Jokes More School Jokes

Why did the laptop memory have such a hard time in school?

Because he was SO-DIMM!

What do Mexicans write in school?

Essays.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

How do you separate the men from the boys in Sparta?

With a crowbar.

Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?

He wanted to see how long he slept.