How many girls a boy need to shoot a school?

None.

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What food can tell you if a girl is pregnant?

Chickpea

What does a guy drink when he wants to go out with a girl?

DATERADE

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What does a South Carolina cop do when a panda runs away from him?

Shoots him 8 times in the black.

Why do the republicans defend the 2nd amendment so hard?

They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why the hell did you buy a buffalo?

Me: I'd rather have a buffalo and not need it than need a buffalo and not have it.

Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

School Jokes More School Jokes

Why did reddit's admins go back to school?

because they can't spell "read it".

How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac?

There was no outlet

Why did the boy stop using his Sony, his Boombox, and his Bose Radio?

He stopped believing in stereotypes.