How many girls a boy need to shoot a school?

None.

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Why is it a bad idea to date a girl from the leper colony ?

Whenever they get upset, they cry their eyes out.

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

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Why don't black people dream?

The last black man to have a dream got shot.

How many Ferguson police does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just shoot the room for being black.

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What has six eyes but cannot see?

Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath

Why was the bakers bread so expensive?

He needed the dough.

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What's a hotdog's best subject in school?

History. Because history has always been written by wieners.

What do you call a Tardy count for a school of water bears?

A tardigrade!

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What is Facebook?

Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE , She gets Hundreds of likes , comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's .

How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me