Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk
Haram Bay
Punch him in the nose.
Did they release a GTA Go
Canadians became *penniless*
In my excitement, I asked my girlfriend "How's your daddy " instead of "Who's your daddy " and now five hours later we're still talking about his diabetes...
Do you see me in the kitchen discussing dishwashing strategies No. You don't.
Just trying to make a Polish girl I like laugh
I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.
Doesn't matter, ants can't rent a house
The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.
somebody help plz I need help on kindergarten project
I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.
ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane
Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.