What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

What does a cow do after a break up?

Mooves on.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when so-and-so step in the neutrino's urine?

He develops LEPTONspirosis.

What happens when a T-Rex bites you?

A: You get a dino-sore.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What is it called when you sleep talk about your subconscious feelings ?

A Freudian Sleep.

Why can't you talk to spiders who get shut in pianos?

They'll B flat

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it?

A: A blonde tried to shoot herself!

How are relationships like algebra?

You look at your X and try to find out Y

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why do hurricanes have girl names?

First they are all wild and wet, then they take your house.

Why is it called a "litter" of puppies ?

Because they mess up the whole house !

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb?

Seriously, I gotta figure out how many slaves I need to buy

What university department did the Fonz go do when he needed help paying his tuition?

Financial Ayyyyyyd I'll

Gf Jokes More Gf Jokes

Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.

Whats a gf?

Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.