What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

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What do you call a beach where you go to shoot gorillas and break Islamic law?

Haram Bay

How do you break a Polish man's finger?

Punch him in the nose.

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What happened in France?

Did they release a GTA Go

What happened when Canada got rid of the penny?

Canadians became *penniless*

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Who's your Daddy?

In my excitement, I asked my girlfriend "How's your daddy " instead of "Who's your daddy " and now five hours later we're still talking about his diabetes...

Why do women try to talk football?

Do you see me in the kitchen discussing dishwashing strategies No. You don't.

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What's a funny non-racist joke a Polish person would laugh at?

Just trying to make a Polish girl I like laugh

How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.

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How many ants does it take to rent a house?

Doesn't matter, ants can't rent a house

What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

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Whats the last letter in the alphabet?

somebody help plz I need help on kindergarten project

Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

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How are monster trucks made?

ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane

Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.