What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

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What do you do if an Elephant breaks his big toe?

Call a big toe truck.

What do people in florida do when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

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What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.

What happens when it hails in Overwatch?

JUST ICE RAINS FROM ABOVE!

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Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

A: Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)

What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

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Why was the marsupial wrongly convicted?

He was tried in a kangaroo court.

Why are people who vape always trying to chase after bigger clouds?

More storage space.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What did the cholo say when the houses fell on him?

ey, get off me homes!

What did the Mexican say when his house collapsed on him?

Hey, get off me homes !

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What do Koreans need when they take out the dog?

Oven mitts

Why do need it at work?

It's all I do. "WHAT " I said, IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU.

Gf Jokes More Gf Jokes

Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.

What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk