What did the Mexican say when his house collapsed on him?

Hey, get off me homes !

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How many Mexicans does it take to pave a driveway?

Six, if you slice them thin enough.

What does Mexican binary code consist of?

Zeros and Juans.

House Jokes More House Jokes

Where can I donate to the American Red Cross?

I would like to help with house #7.

Who was the best actor in the bible ?

Samson he brought the house down !

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

How does a pig write home?

With a pig pen.

What do you suppose Ray Rice's fiance' did when he got her home from knocking her out?

The dishes if she knows what's good for her!

Collapse Jokes More Collapse Jokes

What would George Washington do if he was alive today?

Probably get suffocated in his collapsed coffin

Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*