What did the Mexican say when his house collapsed on him?

Hey, get off me homes !

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why were there only 1,000 Mexicans at the Alamo?

they only had 2 trucks

What do you call a Mexican that lives on a hill?

Slopz

House Jokes More House Jokes

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1 to hold the bulb in place and 100 to spin the house around it.

When is a strange dog most likely to go into your house?

A: When the door is open.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

Where do you want to go?

So I click on the 'Home' icon and it starts all over again.

Why did the electrician multiply distance and voltage?

Because he forgot his voltmeter at home.

Collapse Jokes More Collapse Jokes

When did your parents divorce?

ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !