What did the Mexican say when his house collapsed on him?

Hey, get off me homes !

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the Mexican detective say in England?

I'm like Sherlock, holmes.

What do you call a Mexican midget?

A paragraph, because he is not a full essay.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What's the difference between a toilet and a sink?

Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.

Why does the house only have one window?

Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

Why did the dog's friends send her home from the bar when she started to act strange?

They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.

Why is it so hard to get a mortgage in Columbia SC?

All the homes there are underwater

Collapse Jokes More Collapse Jokes

What did the engineer say to the bridge after it had collapsed?

I trussed you.

When did your parents divorce?

ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.