What did the Mexican say when his house collapsed on him?

Hey, get off me homes !

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did one Mexican say to the other Mexican?

It's four-twenty Juan!

What's the difference between a Mexican and a computer?

You only have to punch the information into a computer once.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What's the difference between a toilet and a sink?

Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.

How many ants does it take to rent a house?

Doesn't matter, ants can't rent a house

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

Why doesn't Saddam go out drinking?

A: Why should he when he can get bombed at home

Collapse Jokes More Collapse Jokes

When did your parents divorce?

ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.

What did Gorbachev say when the USSR collapsed?

So ve it."