What did the Mexican say when his house collapsed on him?

Hey, get off me homes !

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What the difference between a Mexican and a bench?

The bench can support a family my first post here, a friend told me this joke.

What kind of flooring does a Mexican fit?

Underlay! Underlay!

House Jokes More House Jokes

What do you call a man who cleans your house?

Dustin.

Whatya doin?

Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

How are babies and strippers alike?

They're fun to play with but I wouldn't want to take one home

What do you call a stay-at-home parent?

Unemployed.

Collapse Jokes More Collapse Jokes

What did the engineer say to the bridge after it had collapsed?

I trussed you.

What would George Washington do if he was alive today?

Probably get suffocated in his collapsed coffin