What did the Mexican say when his house collapsed on him?

Hey, get off me homes !

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How many Mexicans does it take to run a computer?

Dos

What do you throw a drowning Mexican?

His wife and kids.

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How'd the date go?

Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.

How many divorced men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who knows, they never get the house.

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Whats the difference between a black guy in jail and a caged birth?

The bird doesn't feel he's home.

Why are orphans unable to play baseball?

They've never known what home is.

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What did Gorbachev say when the USSR collapsed?

So ve it."

Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed?

Cause the building collapsed, duh.