Why should you never buy golf equiptment made in New Jersey?

Because New Jersey drivers are terrible

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Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.

Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".

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Why does New York have all the lawyers while New Jersey got all the garbage dumps?

New Jersey got to pick first

Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?

New Jersey had first choice.