How can I buy the New York Times?

He replies "Ask my wife. She'll tell you how you do it.

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What do you do when you see your wife stumbling around in the backyard?

Shoot her again.

What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday?

A stole.

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Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday?

GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.

How do I big it?

Silly dad, the internet told me all you have to do is be a Christian.

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Why did the Arabic man ask for her hand in marriage?

Because she stole his heart

How does a mathematician ask for money?

Give me 10! dollars

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Whats Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom?

How I bought your mother

What do you get when you buy a $5 umbrella?

Wet.

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What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?

The Marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil."

How long will the pizza be?

The waiter replies "About 12 inches."

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How can I buy the New York Times?

He replies "Ask my wife. She'll tell you how you do it.

Why the chicken cross the road .... to get the Chinese newspaper. Do you get it?

Neither do I, I get the new york times