How can I buy the New York Times?

He replies "Ask my wife. She'll tell you how you do it.

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What do you call your wife and mother-in-law when they're riding in the same car?

Dual air bags.

What's worse than finding out that your wife has cancer?

Finding out it's curable.

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How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox?

How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox? Tell them it floats!

What did the homeless yoga instructor say when he was told to leave his camp site?

Namaste.

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What exactly is going on?

I asked. He replied, "A Major engineering feet."

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

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Why aren't any atheists buying a PS4 Pro?

They don't believe in higher power.

What's the most emotional computer you can buy?

A Dell.

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What products do I use for grooming?

She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook."

What do you get when you spend all afternoon replying to your anonymous feedback on Corpell Anonymous Box?

Corpell tunnel syndrome

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Why the chicken cross the road .... to get the Chinese newspaper. Do you get it?

Neither do I, I get the new york times

How can I buy the New York Times?

He replies "Ask my wife. She'll tell you how you do it.