How can I buy the New York Times?

He replies "Ask my wife. She'll tell you how you do it.

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How many women have you slept with My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?

I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

How did Mr Cheese paint his wife?

He Double Gloucester.

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Whores does it take to change a light bulb?

If this gets 500 upvotes i'll tell you!

What did the black mother name her 5 daughters?

Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart She called them by their last names!

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What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order. :-)

When Does This White Privilege Thing Kick In?

Do I have to ask them to resend the authentication email, update my address or do I have to go to my local white privilege depot to request the trial edition of white privilege before I get the real thing?

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What does a traffic cop do when he wins some money?

Buys an intersection for a private business work.

What's dumber than a box of rocks?

The hippie carrying it. What's dumber than that? The yuppie buying it. What's dumber than that? The box of rocks

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How do you reply when someone on /r/askscience asks you on a date?

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What's the wheel for?

The pirate replies, "Arrr it's drivin me nuts!"

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How can I buy the New York Times?

He replies "Ask my wife. She'll tell you how you do it.

Why the chicken cross the road .... to get the Chinese newspaper. Do you get it?

Neither do I, I get the new york times