How can I buy the New York Times?

He replies "Ask my wife. She'll tell you how you do it.

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What do you call a chicken with no neck?

A Hic. ----- wife hit me with this one today. Remove the n. E. C. And k. From chicken and it spells hic. I'm sorry Reddit.

What do you call a wife that knows where her husband is at all time?

A widow

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How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful?

A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.

What is the type of humor do you hate the most?

Dark humor... I hate it when black people tell jokes.

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What are the similarities between feminists and hobos?

They both ask for change and never get any.

How many "can't"s can a white girl "can't" before she literally can't even?

my brother asked me this when i woke up and it has been bugging me all day.

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What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

Why did the poor art collector only buy miniature paintings?

He wanted more Monet in his wallet.

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What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink?

The ninja replies with "Wata!"

How many women have you slept with My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?

I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

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Why the chicken cross the road .... to get the Chinese newspaper. Do you get it?

Neither do I, I get the new york times

How can I buy the New York Times?

He replies "Ask my wife. She'll tell you how you do it.