How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy?

Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.

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Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What do you get when you shoot a Mexican golfer?

A hole in Juan

Why did Mickey Mouse get shot?

A: Because Donald ducked.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs?

A pharmacist, you racist.

How much do cosmetics sell for?

Face value.

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What's the difference between Jesus and an oil painting?

You only need one nail to hold up a picture.

What did the sergeant say to the corporal?

I need to see your privates.

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

What does a gun, a fire extinguisher, and a condom have in common?

Its better to have it and not need it, then to need it and not have it

What is the difference between a millennial and a gun?

A gun only has one trigger.

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Where's Jim?

He went M.I.A. *Cut to Jim* All I wanna do *bang bang bang bang* *reloading noise* And shoot enemies

What do the English use to blow up their enemies?

Tea N' Tea.

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How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy?

Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.

How do you combat espionage?

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