How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy?

Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.

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What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

Why do they say "break a leg !" to actors ?

If you said "tear an ACL !" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.

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What do they sell at aloo's snackbar?

Boom

What did the Devil say to the being that sold its soul to him?

Nice doing business with you!"

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A lightsabre

How many engineers do you need to change a lightbulb ?

You can take as many as you want but they will only give you the screwing direction.

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What do guns and millennials have in common?

You need to keep them in a safe space if you don't want them triggered.

How many NRA members does it take to change a light bulb?

A: More guns.

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What do u say?

SON: I WILL CRUSH MY ENEMIES ME: *nervous laughter* No, the other thing SON: Oh. Thank you

Why was the russian airforce less superior than their enemies?

Cause their airplanes kept STALIN!! (Ill see myself out...)

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How do you combat espionage?

Umbreonage

How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy?

Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.