How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy?

Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.

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Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

How do you stop a Polish battletank?

Shoot the guy pushing it.

What's in a Paul Walker shot ?

An Irish car bomb followed by a shot of Fireball

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

What do you call a French dog that sells medicine?

Un phrarmachien!

What's the Harlem shake?

Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why are those two men standing in the spine of that book?

It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.

Why are you telling me this now?

Vader: Luke: Vader: I need a kidney.

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

How many guns do I have left?

That's right. 10.

What's the difference between a woman and a gun?

Guns don't move out when you bring a new one home.

Enemy Jokes More Enemy Jokes

Why was the russian airforce less superior than their enemies?

Cause their airplanes kept STALIN!! (Ill see myself out...)

What do you do when you see an enemy with half a face?

Reload and shoot again!

Combat Jokes More Combat Jokes

How do you combat espionage?

Umbreonage

How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy?

Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.