How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy?

Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.

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Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why can't a feminist shoot a gun?

They can't handle the triggers.

Why do heroine addicts rarely have meetings late in the afternoon?

Because it's dangerous to shoot for 3 or even 4.

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur."

What's the fastest way to earn money as a photographer?

By selling your camera.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.

What does it mean if a dude looks down and sees four balls instead of two?

He needs to be very careful, because he may be getting screwed.

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

What's the difference between white students and black students?

Black students bring the gun to school. White kids use it at school.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

More guns.

Enemy Jokes More Enemy Jokes

Why did the barracuda want to hire the clown fish's anemone?

Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."

What did the burger do when he ate his enemy the hotdog?

he relished it

Combat Jokes More Combat Jokes

How do you combat espionage?

Umbreonage

What do snakes take to combat their allergies?

Anti-hissss-tamines!