How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy?

Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.

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Why do black people like basketball?

Because it invovles running, shooting, and stealing.

Why did the captain execute the pastry chef?

Because his orders were to shoot all desserters.

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Which phone is most sold in Australia?

The htc M8. Oi mate

What happened to the religious idol when it was put up at auction?

It was sold to the highest Buddha.

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What do Koreans need when they take out the dog?

Oven mitts

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They need space.

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Why are Juggalos obsessed with hatchets?

Felons can't buy guns

What's the difference between tumblr and a gun?

The gun has only one trigger

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What did the burger do when he ate his enemy the hotdog?

he relished it

Why did the barracuda want to hire the clown fish's anemone?

Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."

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What do snakes take to combat their allergies?

Anti-hissss-tamines!

How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy?

Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.