How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy?

Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.

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What's the difference between a gun and amnesia?

Oh shoot, I forgot...

What happened to your car?

SON: Transmission is shot. Reverse doesn't work. DAD: Well... SON: Don't- DAD: There's no going back now

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Why don't they sell aspirin in the rainforest?

Because it would be economically unviable to market a pharmaceutical in such a vastly unpopulated area.

What do you call a pirate that sells things?

A sailor.

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What did the thirsty Spanish pirate say?

I need some arrrrrrrrrrrgua!

Why couldn't Ron Weasley make a Horcrux?

Because you need a soul for that.

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Why do gangsters turn their guns to the side?

So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.

How do you cure depression?

A gun.

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What do u say?

SON: I WILL CRUSH MY ENEMIES ME: *nervous laughter* No, the other thing SON: Oh. Thank you

Who joke what do Dr. Who's enemies do when they get dirty?

Dalek themselves clean

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What do snakes take to combat their allergies?

Anti-hissss-tamines!

How do you combat espionage?

Umbreonage