Enemy Jokes

How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy?

Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.

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Why did the barracuda want to hire the clown fish's anemone?

Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."

What did the burger do when he ate his enemy the hotdog?

he relished it

Why was the russian airforce less superior than their enemies?

Cause their airplanes kept STALIN!! (Ill see myself out...)

What do you do when you see an enemy with half a face?

Reload and shoot again!

Where's Jim?

He went M.I.A. *Cut to Jim* All I wanna do *bang bang bang bang* *reloading noise* And shoot enemies

What do u say?

SON: I WILL CRUSH MY ENEMIES ME: *nervous laughter* No, the other thing SON: Oh. Thank you

What's your enemy called?

Dr Doom. Yours " "Joker" stifles laughter "I HAVE OTHERS" "Ye-" "Penguin" just loses it

What do the English use to blow up their enemies?

Tea N' Tea.

How many gears does a French battle tank have?

Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.

Who joke what do Dr. Who's enemies do when they get dirty?

Dalek themselves clean

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Why was William considered a enemy?

Because, His last name was Dafoe

How does Snoop Dogg get revenge?

Faux pho fo' foe. Served cold of course. I also doubt Snoop has many enemies.

How do you call Anakin Skywalker's padawan after getting tased by enemy?

A shocked Tano.

How do you spell a hated opponent with three letters?

NME (enemy).

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Juan on Juan

Why doesn't Jesus play volleyball?

All those spikes hurt his hands

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Why did the man get kicked out of the "Russian" bar?

Because he walked in.

What do you call a cow in a Russian forest?

A moss-cow. Alternative answer: dead.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What kind of light makes the best US president?

A blinkin' light

How many political parties does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, one to change the lightbulb, and the other to bask in the light of the old one.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

Which pig is she?

Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks

What did Serena say to Venus before they faced off in the US Open?

In tennis, love means nothing.

Logic Jokes More Logic Jokes

Why can a woman never be a good DJ?

They will never listen to Logic or Reason.

What's the difference between a politician and a computer?

logic

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

How do you cut pizza?

With Little Ceasar's.

Hotdog Jokes More Hotdog Jokes

What did the burger do when he ate his enemy the hotdog?

he relished it

What kind of hotdog did the Buddha order from the street vendor?

One with everything

Christians Jokes More Christians Jokes

Why are Mormons more like Muslims than they are like Christians?

Christians are not-for-prophet organizations.

What's do Christians and politicians have in common?

They pick and choose what they want to believe.