Enemy Jokes

How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy?

Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.

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Why did the barracuda want to hire the clown fish's anemone?

Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."

What did the burger do when he ate his enemy the hotdog?

he relished it

Why was the russian airforce less superior than their enemies?

Cause their airplanes kept STALIN!! (Ill see myself out...)

What do you do when you see an enemy with half a face?

Reload and shoot again!

Where's Jim?

He went M.I.A. *Cut to Jim* All I wanna do *bang bang bang bang* *reloading noise* And shoot enemies

What do u say?

SON: I WILL CRUSH MY ENEMIES ME: *nervous laughter* No, the other thing SON: Oh. Thank you

What's your enemy called?

Dr Doom. Yours " "Joker" stifles laughter "I HAVE OTHERS" "Ye-" "Penguin" just loses it

What do the English use to blow up their enemies?

Tea N' Tea.

How many gears does a French battle tank have?

Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.

Who joke what do Dr. Who's enemies do when they get dirty?

Dalek themselves clean

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Why was William considered a enemy?

Because, His last name was Dafoe

How does Snoop Dogg get revenge?

Faux pho fo' foe. Served cold of course. I also doubt Snoop has many enemies.

How do you call Anakin Skywalker's padawan after getting tased by enemy?

A shocked Tano.

How do you spell a hated opponent with three letters?

NME (enemy).

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What game do monsters play with humans?

Squash.

What is it called when you get sick from gaming on the internet?

YouTuberculosis.

Raid Jokes More Raid Jokes

Why don't people raid dodo nests anymore?

Because their eggs stinked!

Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!

Faux Jokes More Faux Jokes

What do you call a fake friend?

a faux!

What do you call a fake enemy?

A faux!

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What does that mean?

More kids tripping in lab coats

How do you seize the means of production?

By overthrowing the bourgeoisie

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Why is seven bigger than nine?

Because seven ate nine.

How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate the pizza before it was cool.

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

Why cant russians drive stick?

Because they are always Stalin!

Why was Joseph late to the meeting?

He was Stalin.

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Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!

Why did the bird join he air force?

He wanted to be a parrot trooper!

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How do they play basketball in Mexico?

Juan on Juan

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play chess?

Because he's dead.