Enemy Jokes

How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy?

Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.

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Why did the barracuda want to hire the clown fish's anemone?

Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."

What did the burger do when he ate his enemy the hotdog?

he relished it

Why was the russian airforce less superior than their enemies?

Cause their airplanes kept STALIN!! (Ill see myself out...)

What do you do when you see an enemy with half a face?

Reload and shoot again!

Where's Jim?

He went M.I.A. *Cut to Jim* All I wanna do *bang bang bang bang* *reloading noise* And shoot enemies

What do u say?

SON: I WILL CRUSH MY ENEMIES ME: *nervous laughter* No, the other thing SON: Oh. Thank you

What's your enemy called?

Dr Doom. Yours " "Joker" stifles laughter "I HAVE OTHERS" "Ye-" "Penguin" just loses it

What do the English use to blow up their enemies?

Tea N' Tea.

How many gears does a French battle tank have?

Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.

Who joke what do Dr. Who's enemies do when they get dirty?

Dalek themselves clean

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Why was William considered a enemy?

Because, His last name was Dafoe

How does Snoop Dogg get revenge?

Faux pho fo' foe. Served cold of course. I also doubt Snoop has many enemies.

How do you call Anakin Skywalker's padawan after getting tased by enemy?

A shocked Tano.

How do you spell a hated opponent with three letters?

NME (enemy).

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Why was the attorney kicked out of choir?

All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."

Who sings "Love me tender" and makes Christmas toys?

Santa's little Elvis.

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What does a bird say when it wants revenge?

Toucan play at that game!

Why was the volleyball player drunk at a game?

Because he spiked his drink

Christians Jokes More Christians Jokes

What do 12 year old mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.

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Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince" I'll see myself out now

What does it mean when the Post Office flag is flying at half-staff?

They are hiring.

Anemone Jokes More Anemone Jokes

Why did the barracuda want to hire the clown fish's anemone?

Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."

Why was the clownfish sad?

Because its friends were anemones.

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What do you call a fake enemy?

A faux!

What do you call a fake friend?

a faux!

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Why can't New Yorkers play chess?

They're short 2 towers.

What do you call a person who plays the viola?

A: A violator.

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Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

Whats the difference between a retard and a woman?

The retard doesn't need to be buggered to think he's special.