What's your enemy called?

Dr Doom. Yours " "Joker" stifles laughter "I HAVE OTHERS" "Ye-" "Penguin" just loses it

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What do you call a 2x4 that lost its family to a fire?

mourning wood

What do you call a matador who lost to the bull?

A mat'o'gore.

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Who joke what do Dr. Who's enemies do when they get dirty?

Dalek themselves clean

Why did the barracuda want to hire the clown fish's anemone?

Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."

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What did the Joker say when he was at McDonalds?

May I take your order?"

Why didn't Mark Hamill go crazy while voice acting as the Joker?

Because he overcame the dark side

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How does a penguin build it’s house?

Igloos it together.

What do you call a 30 foot purple dinosaur named Fred who has acne and is scared of penguins?

Fred.

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What is a terrorists favourite food?

Anything Allah-cart. I found it funny. I was exploding with laughter.

What's your enemy called?

Dr Doom. Yours " "Joker" stifles laughter "I HAVE OTHERS" "Ye-" "Penguin" just loses it