What's your enemy called?

Dr Doom. Yours " "Joker" stifles laughter "I HAVE OTHERS" "Ye-" "Penguin" just loses it

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What do you think about the coming battle General?

God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.

Why can't the Muslim crossdresser feed his family?

He lost hijab.

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How does Snoop Dogg get revenge?

Faux pho fo' foe. Served cold of course. I also doubt Snoop has many enemies.

Where's Jim?

He went M.I.A. *Cut to Jim* All I wanna do *bang bang bang bang* *reloading noise* And shoot enemies

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Where did the Joker prank Batman?

Got 'Em City.

What did the Joker say when he was at McDonalds?

May I take your order?"

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What do you call a 30 foot purple dinosaur named Fred who has acne and is scared of penguins?

Fred.

What do you call an Penguin with dandruff?

Frosted Flakes

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What's your enemy called?

Dr Doom. Yours " "Joker" stifles laughter "I HAVE OTHERS" "Ye-" "Penguin" just loses it

What is a terrorists favourite food?

Anything Allah-cart. I found it funny. I was exploding with laughter.