What's your enemy called?

Dr Doom. Yours " "Joker" stifles laughter "I HAVE OTHERS" "Ye-" "Penguin" just loses it

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How does a nun lose her virginity?

Dresses up as an altar boy

What did the redneck say when she lost her virginity?

GET OFF ME DAD, you're crushing my cigarettes!

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How does Snoop Dogg get revenge?

Faux pho fo' foe. Served cold of course. I also doubt Snoop has many enemies.

How do you call Anakin Skywalker's padawan after getting tased by enemy?

A shocked Tano.

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What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

What did the Joker say to the dwarf planet?

Why so Ceres

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What's black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?

A Penguin rolling down a hill What's black and white and laughing The penguin who pushed him

What do you call a penguin with a smoking problem?

It's a puffin!

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What's your enemy called?

Dr Doom. Yours " "Joker" stifles laughter "I HAVE OTHERS" "Ye-" "Penguin" just loses it

What is a terrorists favourite food?

Anything Allah-cart. I found it funny. I was exploding with laughter.