What's your enemy called?

Dr Doom. Yours " "Joker" stifles laughter "I HAVE OTHERS" "Ye-" "Penguin" just loses it

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What drove the British mystery fan insane?

He lost his Marples.

What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!

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What do the English use to blow up their enemies?

Tea N' Tea.

How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy?

Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.

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What did batman say to the joker when he finally caught him?

Gotham

What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

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What do you call a cross between a penguin and a cow?

Pregnant

What do you call a penguin that can't win?

A peng-lose!

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What is a terrorists favourite food?

Anything Allah-cart. I found it funny. I was exploding with laughter.

What's your enemy called?

Dr Doom. Yours " "Joker" stifles laughter "I HAVE OTHERS" "Ye-" "Penguin" just loses it