What do you do when you see an enemy with half a face?

Reload and shoot again!

Previous Random Joke Next

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

How do you stop an Albanian tank?

You shoot the guy pushing it.

Why can't a policeman win a game of pool?

Because he always shoots the black one first.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What's mostly red and has 2 legs?

Half of a cat.

How much for that dog?

300$" "What about the half " "I'm sorry, we only sell complete dogs."

Enemy Jokes More Enemy Jokes

Why was the russian airforce less superior than their enemies?

Cause their airplanes kept STALIN!! (Ill see myself out...)

What's your enemy called?

Dr Doom. Yours " "Joker" stifles laughter "I HAVE OTHERS" "Ye-" "Penguin" just loses it