What do you do when you see an enemy with half a face?

Reload and shoot again!

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What goes clop clop clop - BANG! BANG! BANG! - clop clop clop?

An Amish drive-by shooting

How do you stop a Polish tank?

Shoot the guy that's pushing it

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What looks like half an apple?

The other half

Whole Foods "All the cash in a bag NOW!" 100% organic reusable bag ok?

Yes!" puts half the cash I had to charge for the bag

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Where's Jim?

He went M.I.A. *Cut to Jim* All I wanna do *bang bang bang bang* *reloading noise* And shoot enemies

What did the burger do when he ate his enemy the hotdog?

he relished it