What do you do when you see an enemy with half a face?

Reload and shoot again!

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What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!

What do you do when you see a black man lying on the floor?

You stop laughing and shoot him again.

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What do you call a German barber?

Herr Kutz (This was funnier when I was half asleep this morning)

What has got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog!

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Why was the russian airforce less superior than their enemies?

Cause their airplanes kept STALIN!! (Ill see myself out...)

What's your enemy called?

Dr Doom. Yours " "Joker" stifles laughter "I HAVE OTHERS" "Ye-" "Penguin" just loses it