Why was the russian airforce less superior than their enemies?

Cause their airplanes kept STALIN!! (Ill see myself out...)

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Where do you send bad Russian cows?

The Moolag

Why do Russian police officers always work in groups of three?

One of them can read, and one of them can write. The third one is there to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

Airplane Jokes More Airplane Jokes

Who should you pray to if you don't want the airplane that you are on to get diverted?

Diversion Mary

Why do I always sit in the back of an airplane?

Cos iv never heard of an airplane reverse into a mountain... ill help myself out...

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'

Why was Joseph late to the meeting?

He was Stalin.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

How do you cause a riot at a cat show?

Open a can

Why does everyone like the KKK?

Cause they're the best!

Ill Jokes More Ill Jokes

How does the Easter Bunny keep his ears standing straight up?

He uses Hare Spray... (Ill see myself out)

What do you say when your ex has broken up with you?

Ill call you tomorow

Enemy Jokes More Enemy Jokes

Why did the barracuda want to hire the clown fish's anemone?

Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."

How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy?

Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.