Why was the russian airforce less superior than their enemies?

Cause their airplanes kept STALIN!! (Ill see myself out...)

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What did Vladimir name his member?

Put-in. (In a Russian accent)

What noise does a Russian Sheep make?

It Blyats.

Airplane Jokes More Airplane Jokes

What do you call a pizza chef on an airplane?

A flying saucer.

What do you call an airplane that flies backwards?

a receeding airline.... bada boom! The little bros joke book is pure gold haha

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

Why did the Soviets decide to be Russian?

Cuz they got tired of Stalin.

What makes a good Stalin joke?

The execution.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...

Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed?

Cause the building collapsed, duh.

Ill Jokes More Ill Jokes

What do you call a pirate's helicopter?

An Eye-patchy helicopter! . Ill show myself out.

What do you call a sick dictator?

Kim Jong-ILL . . . . . Ill show myshelf out...

Enemy Jokes More Enemy Jokes

Who joke what do Dr. Who's enemies do when they get dirty?

Dalek themselves clean

Why was William considered a enemy?

Because, His last name was Dafoe