Why was the russian airforce less superior than their enemies?

Cause their airplanes kept STALIN!! (Ill see myself out...)

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea?

None according to the Russians.

What's the difference between the US and Russian Presidents?

US presidents get shot while Russian presidents take shots.

Airplane Jokes More Airplane Jokes

What do you call an airplane that flies backwards?

a receeding airline.... bada boom! The little bros joke book is pure gold haha

What is white and hurts a homophobic man if it lands on him?

An airplane

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

Why did nobody in the Soviet Union drive manual cars?

They were afraid of Stalin'

Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why was the computer stressed out when it got home from work?

Cause it had a hard drive.

How do you stop an F4 tornado from destroying a town?

A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris! However, this method will cause more destruction than the tornado.

Ill Jokes More Ill Jokes

What do you call a sick dictator?

Kim Jong-ILL . . . . . Ill show myshelf out...

What did the tiger say to the detective?

I'm not lion. Ill be here all week...

Enemy Jokes More Enemy Jokes

How do you spell a hated opponent with three letters?

NME (enemy).

Who joke what do Dr. Who's enemies do when they get dirty?

Dalek themselves clean