How do you stop an F4 tornado from destroying a town?

A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris! However, this method will cause more destruction than the tornado.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a charging bull?

Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! Skip

How do you stop a North Korean tank?

Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box.

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

How did the depressed man get around town?

Moped

What does Stalin do on a night out?

Paints the town red

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why can't Mexicans bow hunt?

Cause they don't Habanero!

Why are there no headache pills in Troy?

Cause Paracetamol

Tornado Jokes More Tornado Jokes

How does a tornado tell the time?

It checks the tornado watch.

What did one tornado say to the other?

A. "Let's twist again like we did last summer...."

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How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, no light bulb dare go out in the presence of Chuck Norris.

Who would win in a fight between John Cena and Chuck Norris?

Depends on who wrote the script.

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How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

How do you stop an F4 tornado from destroying a town?

A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris! However, this method will cause more destruction than the tornado.

Destroy Jokes More Destroy Jokes

What will the ISIS be called when we eventually destroy them?

WASWAS.

What is the definition of irony?

Having a democratic debate in a city that was destroyed by over 50 years of democratic rule.

Roundhouse Jokes More Roundhouse Jokes

What kind of house does Chuck Norris live in?

A roundhouse.

How do you stop an F4 tornado from destroying a town?

A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris! However, this method will cause more destruction than the tornado.

Destruction Jokes More Destruction Jokes

How many men escaped the destruction of Sodom?

A Lot.

How do you stop an F4 tornado from destroying a town?

A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris! However, this method will cause more destruction than the tornado.