Method Jokes

How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

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What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception?

Parents.

How many tweekers does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on which method you try....

What method did SFML perform when the Human lost to the AI?

Text.GetRect()

How do you stop an F4 tornado from destroying a town?

A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris! However, this method will cause more destruction than the tornado.

What is a video game characters favorite method of brawling?

Hitboxing!

What method does the Australian god use to part the Red Sea?

Oz Moses.

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Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What did the bear say to her date?

I'll be down in a minute I'm bearly dressed"

What's the difference between the calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine's day.

Destruction Jokes More Destruction Jokes

How do you stop an F4 tornado from destroying a town?

A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris! However, this method will cause more destruction than the tornado.

How many men escaped the destruction of Sodom?

A Lot.

Video Game Character Jokes More Video Game Character Jokes

What is a video game characters favorite method of brawling?

Hitboxing!

What do you call it when a video game character gets hair on his body?

Q*berty. (my kids wrote this!)

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What does an alcoholic do when he is out of beer?

Wine

What do you mean I've had enough to drink?

Hold my beer while I fight this lamppost.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do martial artist love to drink?

WATAAA

Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy?

An ape-ricot sour!

Roundhouse Jokes More Roundhouse Jokes

How do you stop an F4 tornado from destroying a town?

A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris! However, this method will cause more destruction than the tornado.

What kind of house does Chuck Norris live in?

A roundhouse.

Contraception Jokes More Contraception Jokes

What do you call a condom within a condom?

Contraception.

What do you call people who use the "pull out" method for contraception?

Parents.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

How is November's election like the Alien vs Predator movie?

Whoever wins...we lose.

What do you call a man who loses pounds for a living?

A bad gambler