Pull Method Jokes

What do you call people who use the pull out method?

Parents

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What do you call people who use the "pull out" method for contraception?

Parents.

What do you call people who use the pull-out method?

Mom and Dad.

What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.

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We're always penetrating your mom

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Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

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Where did the apple go when it's parents died?

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A parent, Lee.

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They don't get better with age

What do you call an Asian prize fighter who's dad has a serious case of diarrhea?

A slap happy jappy with a crap happy pappy

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How can you tell Voldemort used the bathroom before you?

He leaves a dark mark

Why are you still using it?

Sentimental attachment. -It just caught fire. -Aww, just like old times.

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What do you call a condom within a condom?

Contraception.

What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception?

Parents.

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How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception?

Parents.

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What's the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls out.

What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants?

It's driving me nuts!"