Pull Method Jokes

What do you call people who use the pull out method?

Parents

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What do you call people who use the "pull out" method for contraception?

Parents.

What do you call people who use the pull-out method?

Mom and Dad.

What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.

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It's driving me nuts!"

What's the difference between the stock market and women?

With the stock market you can only lose when you pull out.

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What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception?

Parents.

What do you call people who use the "pull out" method for contraception?

Parents.

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What does an engineer use for birth control?

Their personality.

What's the cheapest form of birth control?

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When their parents won't get them braces.

Who is this Rorschach guy?

And why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?

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They use Force quit.

What do you use when you have dry eyes?

Moist-your-eyes-er