What happens to crude people?

Crucified.

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What happened to all the Paul Walker jokes?

It seems like they started going pretty fast, then just...stopped.

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

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What's the difference.... Between my girlfriend and santa?

Some people actually believe santa exist.

What did the people call the bad hot dog stand?

The WURST!

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What was Jesus' reaction to being crucified?

He was cross.

What did Asian Jesus say before he was crucified?

OC) YORO (You only resurrect once)