What happens to crude people?

Crucified.

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What happened to the clock that was still hungry?

It went back 4 seconds.

What happens when you don't pay your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

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Where do people with ADHD go?

To concentration camps.

Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

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What did they call Jesus Christ when he was crucified?

Holy

What did Asian Jesus say before he was crucified?

OC) YORO (You only resurrect once)