What happens to crude people?

Crucified.

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What happened when the black man went to night school?

The teacher marked him absent.

What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ?

She had mittens !

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What sort of aircraft does the Asian pilot who loves to greet people fly?

A herrocopter

Why do people say children are the future?

They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.

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How did Jesus feel when they crucified him?

He was cross.

Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha?

I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.