Who were the first people not to read the apple ToC?

Adam and Eve

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Why do people regard the middle east as the holy land?

Because they're constantly drilling for oil.

Why do inquisitive peppers annoy people?

Because they get jalapeo business.

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Who is the KKK's favorite children's character ?

The White-Power Ranger I came up with this after reading a cracked article.

What do mathematicians read for fun?

conics

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What is Adam's brother called?

Subtractem

What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

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What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.

What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.