Who were the first people not to read the apple ToC?

Adam and Eve

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Why do people always talk in absolutes?

I would never do that. It's the worst.

What is it good for?

Some people say "nothing", but my stock portfolio's looking promising.

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What did the blonde customer say after reading the buxom waitress's name tag?

A: "What did you name the other one "

What does a frog that can read say?

Reddit...reddit...

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How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

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How do we know that Adam and Eve weren't black?

You can't take a rib from a black man

How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.